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That feel when you're dispatched at 1 in the morning to tell someone that their smoke detector needs a new battery

Call the police, I think someone stole your hairline

(Aug 27, 2017, 08:53 AM)Welker Wrote: [ -> ]Call the police, I think someone stole your hairline

Your punchline was 4 years late, molasses.

(Aug 26, 2017, 09:51 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]I met some weebs at i61 today, they kept following me around and trying to touch me.
I would say have fun guessing who is who but I am pretty sure that is piss easy.

  

I swear that jaw isnt usually unhinged like that.

-snip-

(Aug 27, 2017, 01:28 PM)Vadar Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 26, 2017, 09:51 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]I met some weebs at i61 today, they kept following me around and trying to touch me.
I would say have fun guessing who is who but I am pretty sure that is piss easy.

  

I swear that jaw isnt usually unhinged like that.

That is one hell of a talent I must say

(Aug 27, 2017, 04:01 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 27, 2017, 01:28 PM)Vadar Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 26, 2017, 09:51 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]I met some weebs at i61 today, they kept following me around and trying to touch me.
I would say have fun guessing who is who but I am pretty sure that is piss easy.

  

I swear that jaw isnt usually unhinged like that.

That is one hell of a talent I must say

Yeah I bet he gives good head

(Aug 27, 2017, 02:16 PM)Vadar Wrote: [ -> ]-snip-

Spoiler

To re-assure people my jaw is normal:

Am I the only one wondering why you're wearing sunglasses and a cap (backwards for some reason) inside?

(Aug 27, 2017, 07:00 PM)Murdoch Murdoch Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 27, 2017, 04:01 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 27, 2017, 01:28 PM)Vadar Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 26, 2017, 09:51 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]I met some weebs at i61 today, they kept following me around and trying to touch me.
I would say have fun guessing who is who but I am pretty sure that is piss easy.

  

I swear that jaw isnt usually unhinged like that.

That is one hell of a talent I must say

Yeah I bet he gives good head

He did in the mens toilets

(Aug 26, 2017, 09:51 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]I met some weebs at i61 today, they kept following me around and trying to touch me.
I would say have fun guessing who is who but I am pretty sure that is piss easy.

  

Who is the fuckboi on the right

(Aug 28, 2017, 01:12 AM)Hungames Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 26, 2017, 09:51 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]I met some weebs at i61 today, they kept following me around and trying to touch me.
I would say have fun guessing who is who but I am pretty sure that is piss easy.

  

Who is the fuckboi on the right

If only I was 

So I got sun-burnt the other day

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(Aug 28, 2017, 01:57 AM)AwestruckBullet Wrote: [ -> ]So I got sun-burnt the other day

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Nice mug shot

(Aug 26, 2017, 09:51 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]I met some weebs at i61 today, they kept following me around and trying to touch me.
I would say have fun guessing who is who but I am pretty sure that is piss easy.

  

What the fuck happened to my hand

(Aug 28, 2017, 09:28 AM)Barkles Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 26, 2017, 09:51 PM)Midget. Wrote: [ -> ]I met some weebs at i61 today, they kept following me around and trying to touch me.
I would say have fun guessing who is who but I am pretty sure that is piss easy.

  

What the fuck happened to my hand

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