[Nudel]

Granted but they all get banned.

I wish a huge chocolate cake for myself!

[26']

Granted, but you're allergic to chocolate.

I wish my dad would come home.

[Pat]

Granted, but he is deformed and doesn't love you anymore.

I wish that I was a bird.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted, but @Nebula and @"Nudelsalat im Panzer" eats it for some reason.

I wish that I could finally buy a new screen, which works and isn't broken or anything.

[Jompe]

Granted, but you don't have any electricity at home.

I wish that I had any idea of what to wish.

[Nudel]

Granted but you wish that you dont have a wish then.

I wish to make kamikaze together with @Daley and @Bambo in Rising Storm 2.

[26']

Granted but they blocked you on steam


I wish I had a cold beer an a nice 1lb steak.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but it's very tough. And the beer tastes like water.

I wish for my electriticy back which @Jompe stole from me.

[ICEKILLER_99]

granted but i steal it 5 minutes after



i wish for a social life

[Pat]

Granted but everyone will hate you.


I wish for a flying unicorn with big fluffy wings and that it would take me to school and back,

[TrumanBen]

Granted but everyone will hate you.


I wish for a flying unicorn with big fluffy wings and that it would take me to school and back,

Granted but you get bullied in school for riding on a unicorn

I wish for a Mr Blobby album

[Slowkiller965]

Granted but you can`t hear it.

I wish for luck in Casino

[Nudel]

Granted but you only win one cent OR you win 100$ and loose 1,000$ in the next game

I wish Murdoch to be unbanned.

[Cochise]

Granted but you have to convert to islam

I wish that i could have a stable internet connection

[Slowkiller965]

Granted but it gets limited to 1kb/s

I wish that I get another 1080ti