[Quest]

Granted but your other one dies

I wish for a 1080 ROG Strix

[Bambo]

granted but it only works while streaming my little pony
granted but you can only play my little pony minigames

i wish enzyme appreciated the brilliance of my poems

[Nudel]

Granted but now he does not appreciate you anymore.

I wish that Bambo loves me again.

[Lord Octagon]

Granted but Bambo gets picked up by the Turkish authorities for suspected homosexual behaviour as a result of your relation with him.

I wish that this thread wasn't necro'd.

[Nudel]

Granted but now a 2 year old newcomer thread will be bumped/necro'd.

I wish to have 60 fps on limelight whilst the server is full and everyone uses an HD photon vehicle with all ELS lightning options turned on, ok.

[Bambo]

granted but you have bad internet regardless of where you connect to and always lag when in firefights or driving

I wish Overlewd to stop threatening me with sending hentai and finally send them

[Overlewd]

Granted but I only send you my weird fetish hentai and stuff that can probably land you in jail in Turkey.

I wish my plan to weebify LL moved along faster than it is.

[Tails]

Not granted because weebs are fucking disgusting and you are shot and killed on sight

I was Murdoch Murdoch was unbanned

[Taylor]

Granted because he's a fucking legend.

I wish this shitty thread would die

[yutgjctguc]

Granted, but Limelight dies too

I wish for a new gpu

[RK-FIN]

Granted, but it will be so fast that it catches on fire and burns your entire house

I wish for my own country where everyone drives a trabant.

[Toxic]

Granted, but it's invaded by the US for having weapons of mass destruction.

I wish for a pool, sauna, and hot tub for my fire station.

[Ollie630]

Granted, but you get locked in the sauna and overheat.

I wish to be sent 100000000000000 bitcoin.

[Pat]

Granted, but the payment didn't come through. So as a Tesco Substitute they sent you a KitKat.

I wish for an inflatable mannequin that can teach me how to swim.

[Welker]

Granted, but it turns out to be a sex doll which is extremely used.

I wish I had the will to live