[give him the gamemode]

Just remembered some things that happened in school, This one isn't scarring, its just funny.

S1 in school (12 years old)
We have P.E
There's this balancing beam for gymnasts to use
Everyone sits on it when we get in class
It gets filled up pretty quickly, no room left for others
My friend decides to try and climb up it next to me and is having a hard time
I decide to just push him off because its getting annoying, its also kinda sad to watch him try
His ankle got caught between 2 pieces of metal on the beam, so it twists
He is on the floor, clearly in pain
Everyone laughs
No one thinks much of it, they just think he fell off, even the teachers are telling him to get up
He needs to get wheeled out (topkek)
*Next day*
He comes in with a cast and crutches
He says he doesn't care that I did it because we're friends and he knows I didn't mean it
I still laughed when he came in with crutches
*Next week*
He lets people sign it
Bad idea
Someone writes:
Get well soon!
-Mommy and Daddy
and someone else just draws a massive cock that runs along the full cast (from the ankle down to his toes)

I felt pretty good about what I did at the time, I also got to leave class 5 minutes early because he needed someone to take him to his next class and he always chose me, and so he doesn't get destroyed in the crowds he gets to leave 5 minutes early, I also got to use the elevator at the school which was dank.

[Midget.]

Hmm, I haven't really had any apart from some kid that I once elbowed in the face by mistake. Pissed me off a lot after that so one time I just turned around punched him in the face and threw him onto the floor & never spoke to me again.

Oh and once my mate threw a glue stick at me so I threw it at him. It hit the table and flew into some girls tooth and broke it. I was it IER for a day.

[Project]

> be me
> be 5 years ago
> get picked up by bully
> get thown into the wall head first
> no school for 1 week
> ?
> profit

[Tails]

> be me
> be 5 years ago
> get picked up by bully
> get thown into the wall head first
> no school for 1 week
> ?
> profit

shameful, should've turned around and knocked his juice-box from his hand then stole his gogo toys

[Midget.]

> be me
> be 5 years ago
> get picked up by bully
> get thown into the wall head first
> no school for 1 week
> ?
> profit

That quote below your name should be "Bullies make you fly".

[jarz]

Year 8, poor 12 year old me.
> goes to game programming club with my geek best friend
> teacher is leaving in two weeks
> ask him if we can try hack the school computers
> lolgoodluck.jpg
> challenge accepted
> crack admin password and login
> he shits himself and says to stop so we do
> next day, head of IT, ex SAS big scary bastard pulls us out of class
> talks about data protection act and scares the shit out of us
> takes us to the IT nerd room and checks if the admin password is correct
> ofcourse.png
> threatens to call the police or permanently exclude us, teacher says he didn't give us permission
> get away scott free with only shit in my pants

Ur 4chan so ur edgy

[Katyusha]

I don't have a proper right foot, big toe nail. When I was younger I got sent to school sick. My classroom was on the top floor, and the washrooms were 5 floors down. I flew so fast down the stairs, that when i got to the washroom door, i got my foot stuck under the door. When i ripped it free and got to the toilet, i realized that I was bleeding profusely because i ripped off the toenail like a horror movie. This is also where my fear of blood made me pass out. Woke up 3 hours later pants down on the washroom floor. lol

[Nudel]

What happend in this 3 hours?...

[Toxic]

What happend in this 3 hours?...

Snuff film

[Gandhi]

penis inspection day

[Marty]

Well, although not a scarring experience I would like to share our schools last days at school, it wasn't pretty...

Teachers Cars are jumped on (happened) teachers tires were let down (happened) a depute head teachers car was stolen drove into the service yard of the school and set on fire (happened) all deputies heads and head teacher had eggs threw at them then flour dropped from the balcony, one guy set someone's hair on fire....

My scarring experience, well I was basically a thieving little bastard in school, not people's stuff, just the schools.

So I had accumulated a keyboard, mouse, couple of permanent markers, spray paint from technical, art supplies, workbooks, pack of rulers and a few other miscellaneous things, so I'm walking out the school at lunch time someone unzips my bag while it's on my back everything comes piling out in front my year head. Marched right up to the heads suspended for 4 days for insolent behaviour (they didn't want to put on record I'm a thieving bastard)

[Tails]

Well, although not a scarring experience I would like to share our schools last days at school, it wasn't pretty...

Teachers Cars are jumped on (happened) teachers tires were let down (happened) a depute head teachers car was stolen drove into the service yard of the school and set on fire (happened) all deputies heads and head teacher had eggs threw at them then flour dropped from the balcony, one guy set someone's hair on fire....

My scarring experience, well I was basically a thieving little bastard in school, not people's stuff, just the schools.

So I had accumulated a keyboard, mouse, couple of permanent markers, spray paint from technical, art supplies, workbooks, pack of rulers and a few other miscellaneous things, so I'm walking out the school at lunch time someone unzips my bag while it's on my back everything comes piling out in front my year head. Marched right up to the heads suspended for 4 days for insolent behaviour (they didn't want to put on record I'm a thieving bastard)

Lol my Computing Science teacher found some old computers in a store cupboard and we started bumping all the RAM

[Murdoch Murdoch]

Well, although not a scarring experience I would like to share our schools last days at school, it wasn't pretty...

Teachers Cars are jumped on (happened) teachers tires were let down (happened) a depute head teachers car was stolen drove into the service yard of the school and set on fire (happened) all deputies heads and head teacher had eggs threw at them then flour dropped from the balcony, one guy set someone's hair on fire....

My scarring experience, well I was basically a thieving little bastard in school, not people's stuff, just the schools.

So I had accumulated a keyboard, mouse, couple of permanent markers, spray paint from technical, art supplies, workbooks, pack of rulers and a few other miscellaneous things, so I'm walking out the school at lunch time someone unzips my bag while it's on my back everything comes piling out in front my year head. Marched right up to the heads suspended for 4 days for insolent behaviour (they didn't want to put on record I'm a thieving bastard)

Lol my Computing Science teacher found some old computers in a store cupboard and we started bumping all the RAM

Gotta stockpile that sweet DDR2 memory

[Marty]

I literally stole everything from school. Selling it all at lunchtimes the things people bought was unreal. Someone purchased smart board pens from me once.

[Pinky]

Like who havent been the bigest BMD at school? I sold gum at school and made som good money
But ofc i got busted and they took all the gum and money..