[Marty]

School calls it stealing. I call it entrepreneurial skills

[Toxic]

Like who havent been the bigest BMD at school? I sold gum at school and made som good money
But ofc i got busted and they took all the gum and money..

Gum was a legit business in high school.

[Suarez]

i was reading this thinking omg my school is shit, then i remembered something quite funny.

basically start of this academic year a girl who we'll call stephanie came out as trans and was now a man called mark. we all got told about it and were all like "alright fairs". first proper week back we have literacy, our teacher uses a random picker wheel and it lands on someone called stephanie. someone says "oh sir its not stephanie anymore its mark". we thought that would be it then sir says "oh i see is it mark on the weekdays then stephanie at the weekends lads (laughs to himself)"

whole class fell silent, someone lowkey had a word with him after then he had to apologise to mark.