[jarz]

Is it not common for people to get caught fucking in high school? When I went to high school, about once a month someone was caught getting brain on a particular stairwell. That's only the people getting caught..

I was smart enough to get my first head anywhere but that stairwell... But the pe teachers office.

[give me the gamemode]

Is it not common for people to get caught fucking in high school? When I went to high school, about once a month someone was caught getting brain on a particular stairwell. That's only the people getting caught..

I was smart enough to get my first head anywhere but that stairwell... But the pe teachers office.

Literally my first day of high school someone was getting sucked off in the stairs

Edit: it wasn't even hot it was actual like 2 fat cunts

[give me the gamemode]

ayy so this happened today it's not a life-changing experience but fucking hell it made me laugh

So in computing science, I sit next to this girl and she's a bit of a psycho to say the least, but today was different, as we were discussing cancer curing and she decides to interrupt with "chemotherapy kills you its a scam to get money [mild edits[". Apparently the only way to cure cancer is to eat all-natural shit to cleanse your blood.

so this is the point where the class, including the teacher, decided to start a whole fucking argument and shit went down insults flying and then the bell went and she broke up with her boyfriend for the 5th time in 3 days, because he didn't believe in the mad healing power of cabbage

True story bro

[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

ayy so this happened today it's not a life-changing experience but fucking hell it made me laugh

So in computing science, I sit next to this girl and she's a bit of a psycho to say the least, but today was different, as we were discussing cancer curing and she decides to interrupt with  "chemotherapy kills you its a scam to get money [mild edits[". Apparently the only way to cure cancer is to eat all-natural shit to cleanse your blood.

so this is the point where the class, including the teacher, decided to start a whole fucking argument  and shit went down insults flying and then the bell went and she broke up with her boyfriend for the 5th time in 3 days, because he didn't believe in the mad healing power of cabbage

True story bro

Wow

[bimkx]

Year 8, poor 12 year old me.
> goes to game programming club with my geek best friend
> teacher is leaving in two weeks
> ask him if we can try hack the school computers
> lolgoodluck.jpg
> challenge accepted
> crack admin password and login
> he shits himself and says to stop so we do
> next day, head of IT, ex SAS big scary bastard pulls us out of class
> talks about data protection act and scares the shit out of us
> takes us to the IT nerd room and checks if the admin password is correct
> ofcourse.png
> threatens to call the police or permanently exclude us, teacher says he didn't give us permission
> get away scott free with only shit in my pants

[Dan]

Year 8, poor 12 year old me.
> goes to game programming club with my geek best friend
> teacher is leaving in two weeks
> ask him if we can try hack the school computers
> lolgoodluck.jpg
> challenge accepted
> crack admin password and login
> he shits himself and says to stop so we do
> next day, head of IT, ex SAS big scary bastard pulls us out of class
> talks about data protection act and scares the shit out of us
> takes us to the IT nerd room and checks if the admin password is correct
> ofcourse.png
> threatens to call the police or permanently exclude us, teacher says he didn't give us permission
> get away scott free with only shit in my pants

Like shit that happened.

God damn just keep your comments to yourself. No one wants to hear your shit

[bimkx]

Year 8, poor 12 year old me.
> goes to game programming club with my geek best friend
> teacher is leaving in two weeks
> ask him if we can try hack the school computers
> lolgoodluck.jpg
> challenge accepted
> crack admin password and login
> he shits himself and says to stop so we do
> next day, head of IT, ex SAS big scary bastard pulls us out of class
> talks about data protection act and scares the shit out of us
> takes us to the IT nerd room and checks if the admin password is correct
> ofcourse.png
> threatens to call the police or permanently exclude us, teacher says he didn't give us permission
> get away scott free with only shit in my pants

Like shit that happened.

God damn just keep your comments to yourself. No one wants to hear your shit

Free world ain't it?

All you do is go around the forums pissing people off, chatting shit, fuck off Lab. Get a new hobby.

[Barkles]

Frankly Chocolate Labrador im tired of your attitude on the forums so therefore take my mothers advice.

"if you havent got anything nice to say, say nowt"

[Nebula]

Year 8, poor 12 year old me.
> goes to game programming club with my geek best friend
> teacher is leaving in two weeks
> ask him if we can try hack the school computers
> lolgoodluck.jpg
> challenge accepted
> crack admin password and login
> he shits himself and says to stop so we do
> next day, head of IT, ex SAS big scary bastard pulls us out of class
> talks about data protection act and scares the shit out of us
> takes us to the IT nerd room and checks if the admin password is correct
> ofcourse.png
> threatens to call the police or permanently exclude us, teacher says he didn't give us permission
> get away scott free with only shit in my pants

Like shit that happened.

God damn just keep your comments to yourself. No one wants to hear your shit

Free world ain't it?

All you do is go around the forums pissing people off, chatting shit, fuck off Lab. Get a new hobby.

And again. Why is there no thread without any insulting or mean comments ?

[Taylor]

People get arrested almost weekly for drugs at my school.

There was that time on April Fool's day last year that the fire alarm went off because some guy set a bowl on fire in home ec. There was some French teacher as well who thought the fire alarm was a joke because it was April Fool's Day and only realised it was real when a bunch of firefighters in oxygen masks came into her classroom like wtf are you doing.

We got a day off school that day.

EDIT: OH OH OH BEFORE I FORGET

There was the time that a guy from our school called in three bomb threats to three schools in my area, and set off the fire alarm at ours.

We didn't get a day off then.

One of the threated schools didn't even evacuate, just had police search it while pupils were still inside.

That guy got a bollocking off the council and a 3000 pound fine from the fire brigade.

*nothing interesting ever happened at my school*

god bless the IRA

wait: are you scottish or irish?

[Scrotonium]

Accidentally sat on a dick

[Venom]

Accidentally sat on a dick

"Accidentally"

[Balls]

year 3 in school, 10 years old.

I was playing with my friends at the playground.
On the playground there was a ropeway for kids starting from a small hill.
The hill once had stairs, but they got destroyed by some reason, so now there were some metal pieces popping up from the hill.
So this one kid starts to run down the hill with his friend on the swing. But suddenly the kid falls on top of one of the metal pieces. This metal piece is now half inside his belly when he choose to turn around/sit up. With that happening, blood was flying everywhere. Finaly an adult comes to rescue and calls the paramedics.

One week later the kid was back in school with bandage wrapped around his belly.

That ropeway and the hill has been closed for years now, with only some red/white tape around it, the metal is still there.

[Scrotonium]

Accidentally sat on a dick

"Accidentally"

Damn. You got me!

[Taylor]

she broke up with her boyfriend for the 5th time in 3 days

sounds like my sister