[Zyth]

Dumbass Drivers
Where do people learn to drive? Uncle Taj's Motors??? What is up with these shitty drivers, these people seriously are fucking blind or are taking some sort of drugs or alcohol. It's absolutely ridiculous what these people do!

Idiot who decides to run over 2 people and then has the audacity carry on driving and not stop!!!

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Absolute spastic who straight up drives into an ambulance:

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The Police
The police are the worst at driving. They're like Indians, they think they own the road and park wherever the hell they want PLUS they stop in the middle of the road to talk to people JUST LIKE INDIANS! It's so frustrating, they follow NO traffic laws, crossing red lights, breaking the speed limit etc... And guess what??? The president couldn't even give a shit, this brings me nicely onto my next point which is:


The President / Vice President

Both the president and vice president are the most uneducated people you will meet, they are so thick its crazy, especially the vice president.
So we constantly keep getting a new president but it's not the vice president who takes over as they should do. It's some other random fucker who decides to destroy the economy and who doesn't give 2 shits for the wellbeing of the citizens who work damn hard to earn enough to live healthily. They wont even take care of the Anarchists who are going around like crazy causing chaos to the citizens trying to steal their stuff. 

The rise of melons
Well when life gives you melons you go around the city placing them everywhere, from on the road to peoples houses! Really!!! Again the President is too lazy to get off his fat arse and do something about it, look at peoples tyres, their covered in melon juice. We could have at least given the melons to the starving kids in Africa.

Grand Designs
This is our latest edition to the paper, we hope you find this nice and we will also try later embedding the images, but for now your going to have to use a link due to the dodgy printer we bought from India (no wonder why its so shit).

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Once again I would like to thank you guys for all of your support, I really appreciate it and try to make every edition better than the previous! Hopefully soon we will try getting our own TV show (ooc: YouTube Vids) which will feature the awesome beautiful parts of the city.

Written by a proud Indian - Jamie Azzlack (ooc: Wafflezzz).

[Bambo]

Nice work mate!

Mom I'm famous! lol

[Toxic]

The Police
The police are the worst at driving. Their like Indians, they think they own the road and park wherever the hell they want PLUS they stop in the middle of the road to talk to people JUST LIKE INDIANS! It's so frustrating, they follow NO traffic laws, crossing red lights, breaking the speed limit etc... And guess what??? The president couldn't even give a shit, this brings me nicely onto my next point which is:

[Zyth]

The Police
The police are the worst at driving. Their like Indians, they think they own the road and park wherever the hell they want PLUS they stop in the middle of the road to talk to people JUST LIKE INDIANS! It's so frustrating, they follow NO traffic laws, crossing red lights, breaking the speed limit etc... And guess what??? The president couldn't even give a shit, this brings me nicely onto my next point which is:

Sorry was typing it up late

[Toxic]

No need to apologize, I'm just giving you shit for criticizing the police force.

[The Rock]

Amazing , just got few points to say , that Vw golf with pink rims AHAHAHA (who cares about the guy on ground?) , 2 point , that Ferrari wanted to be healed , u didnt understood , 3 cops are always shit ( ) , 4 point , that house AHAHAHAHA , looks like African house in middle of florest , the rest its brilliant!

[Zyth]

We are now looking for people with an English / American accent with a broken voice and a mic for the TV (YouTube) Series

[The Rock]

We are now looking for people with an English / American accent with a broken voice and a mic for the TV (YouTube) Series

Ill do it

[Zyth]

Come in-game for an interview, also add me on steam: [L²:RP] Wafflezzz
I will be with u once I finished my homework

[Zyth]

Want to get an early-ish night, we will do your interview tommorow

[Taylor]

We are now looking for people with an English / American accent with a broken voice and a mic for the TV (YouTube) Series

Ill do it

Ain't you Portuguese?

Any whom..... is English-Canadian good enough?
if so, hit me up you have me on steam

[Bambo]

If somewhere between turkish-australian-american english is fine you already know me mate <3

[Zyth]

Will hold interviews tomorrow

[The Rock]

We are now looking for people with an English / American accent with a broken voice and a mic for the TV (YouTube) Series

Ill do it

Ain't you Portuguese?

Any whom..... is English-Canadian good enough?
if so, hit me up you have me on steam

Yes i am xD