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LL News [2] - Zyth - Feb 22, 2016
Dumbass Drivers
Where do people learn to drive? Uncle Taj's Motors??? What is up with these shitty drivers, these people seriously are fucking blind or are taking some sort of drugs or alcohol. It's absolutely ridiculous what these people do!
Idiot who decides to run over 2 people and then has the audacity carry on driving and not stop!!!
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=630560456
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=630560544
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=630560456
Absolute spastic who straight up drives into an ambulance:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=630560278
The Police
The police are the worst at driving. They're like Indians, they think they own the road and park wherever the hell they want PLUS they stop in the middle of the road to talk to people JUST LIKE INDIANS! It's so frustrating, they follow NO traffic laws, crossing red lights, breaking the speed limit etc... And guess what??? The president couldn't even give a shit, this brings me nicely onto my next point which is:
The President / Vice President
Both the president and vice president are the most uneducated people you will meet, they are so thick its crazy, especially the vice president.
So we constantly keep getting a new president but it's not the vice president who takes over as they should do. It's some other random fucker who decides to destroy the economy and who doesn't give 2 shits for the wellbeing of the citizens who work damn hard to earn enough to live healthily. They wont even take care of the Anarchists who are going around like crazy causing chaos to the citizens trying to steal their stuff.
The rise of melons
Well when life gives you melons you go around the city placing them everywhere, from on the road to peoples houses! Really!!! Again the President is too lazy to get off his fat arse and do something about it, look at peoples tyres, their covered in melon juice. We could have at least given the melons to the starving kids in Africa.
Grand Designs
This is our latest edition to the paper, we hope you find this nice and we will also try later embedding the images, but for now your going to have to use a link due to the dodgy printer we bought from India (no wonder why its so shit).
https://steamcommunity.com/id/ch33ki/screenshot/313368332401744690
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=630570671
Once again I would like to thank you guys for all of your support, I really appreciate it and try to make every edition better than the previous! Hopefully soon we will try getting our own TV show (ooc: YouTube Vids) which will feature the awesome beautiful parts of the city.
Written by a proud Indian - Jamie Azzlack (ooc: Wafflezzz).
RE: LL News [2] - Bambo - Feb 22, 2016
Nice work mate!
Mom I'm famous! lol
RE: LL News [2] - Toxic - Feb 23, 2016
(Feb 22, 2016, 11:00 PM)A Simple Waffle Wrote: The Police
The police are the worst at driving. Their like Indians, they think they own the road and park wherever the hell they want PLUS they stop in the middle of the road to talk to people JUST LIKE INDIANS! It's so frustrating, they follow NO traffic laws, crossing red lights, breaking the speed limit etc... And guess what??? The president couldn't even give a shit, this brings me nicely onto my next point which is:
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RE: LL News [2] - Zyth - Feb 23, 2016
(Feb 23, 2016, 12:26 AM)Toxic Wrote:(Feb 22, 2016, 11:00 PM)A Simple Waffle Wrote: The Police
The police are the worst at driving. Their like Indians, they think they own the road and park wherever the hell they want PLUS they stop in the middle of the road to talk to people JUST LIKE INDIANS! It's so frustrating, they follow NO traffic laws, crossing red lights, breaking the speed limit etc... And guess what??? The president couldn't even give a shit, this brings me nicely onto my next point which is:
Sorry was typing it up late
RE: LL News [2] - Toxic - Feb 23, 2016
No need to apologize, I'm just giving you shit for criticizing the police force.
RE: LL News [2] - The Rock - Feb 23, 2016
Amazing , just got few points to say , that Vw golf with pink rims AHAHAHA (who cares about the guy on ground?) , 2 point , that Ferrari wanted to be healed , u didnt understood , 3 cops are always shit (
) , 4 point , that house AHAHAHAHA , looks like African house in middle of florest , the rest its brilliant!
RE: LL News [2] - Zyth - Feb 23, 2016
We are now looking for people with an English / American accent with a broken voice and a mic for the TV (YouTube) Series
RE: LL News [2] - The Rock - Feb 23, 2016
(Feb 23, 2016, 06:39 PM)A Simple Waffle Wrote:
We are now looking for people with an English / American accent with a broken voice and a mic for the TV (YouTube) Series
Ill do it
RE: LL News [2] - Zyth - Feb 23, 2016
Come in-game for an interview, also add me on steam: [L²:RP] Wafflezzz
I will be with u once I finished my homework
RE: LL News [2] - Zyth - Feb 23, 2016
Want to get an early-ish night, we will do your interview tommorow
RE: LL News [2] - Taylor - Feb 23, 2016
(Feb 23, 2016, 11:19 PM)The Rock Wrote:(Feb 23, 2016, 06:39 PM)A Simple Waffle Wrote:
We are now looking for people with an English / American accent with a broken voice and a mic for the TV (YouTube) Series
Ill do it
Ain't you Portuguese?
Any whom..... is English-Canadian good enough?
if so, hit me up you have me on steam
RE: LL News [2] - Bambo - Feb 23, 2016
If somewhere between turkish-australian-american english is fine you already know me mate <3
RE: LL News [2] - Zyth - Feb 24, 2016
Will hold interviews tomorrow
RE: LL News [2] - The Rock - Feb 24, 2016
(Feb 23, 2016, 11:46 PM)Python Wrote:(Feb 23, 2016, 11:19 PM)The Rock Wrote:(Feb 23, 2016, 06:39 PM)A Simple Waffle Wrote:
We are now looking for people with an English / American accent with a broken voice and a mic for the TV (YouTube) Series
Ill do it
Ain't you Portuguese?
Any whom..... is English-Canadian good enough?
if so, hit me up you have me on steam
Yes i am xD