[Judge Rage]

Didn't RAR and ATF just shut down the FBI this week?

this is the "real" FBI

we're friendly with the original FBI over at the ATF

/s

[goigle]

[Dan]

//For Immediate Release//

Doodoo Cartel vs. FBI & MCSO

On 10-18-2018, field agents began surveillance on an unnamed cartel suspected of impersonating the Mexican Government. Hours later, a search warrant was obtained as the suspects opened fire on law enforcement. The FBI and Marion County SWAT responded with full force. In the end, two suspects were in custody and one succumbed to lead poisoning. There were no injuries to law enforcement.

Dan Marini

Supervisory Special Agent

Federal Bureau of Investigation

[goigle]

//For Immediate Release//
'Purifier' Serial Killer Caught

The FBI, in cooperation with local police, have tracked down a serial killer responsible for 3 deaths.

He was on a delusional rampage trying to 'purify' the city. Agents tracked him down when they matched his 'puzzle' - golden doors and golden cars.

[goigle]

//For Immediate Release//
Career Fair Bombing

The FBI Career Fair was bombed by an unknown terrorist today.
No one was injured thankfully. FBI agents assisted local PD in apprehending the terrorist in front of town hall.

Unfortunately a 3rd party intervened and the 2nd bomb did detonate wounding a SWAT officer. He is expected to fully recover.

Remember: If you see something, say something. Events like this are preventable.