[reefaz]

Granted, Your special power is garlic breath.

I wish I had a wish.

[CMR99]

Granted, but every time you make a wish you will lose a part of your body.

I wish it was possible to send virtual bitch-slaps to other people over the internet.

[Lord Octagon]

Granted, but every time you make a wish you will lose a part of your body.

I wish it was possible to send virtual bitch-slaps to other people over the internet.

Granted but every time you slap someone you will get slapped one million times.

I wish for air to be psychedelic in colour, yet still remain non-toxic. The sneezes would look so cool.

[Roachy]

[quote author=CMR99 link=topic=223.msg3703#msg3703 date=1438611110]
Granted, but every time you make a wish you will lose a part of your body.

I wish it was possible to send virtual bitch-slaps to other people over the internet.

Granted but every time you slap someone you will get slapped one million times.

I wish for air to be psychedelic in colour, yet still remain non-toxic. The sneezes would look so cool.
[/quote]

Granted, but you are sectioned for insanity.

I wish I had a large penis.

[Internet Explorer]

Granted , Penis Cancer!

I wish i was a real ninja...

[franku]

Granted , Penis Cancer!

I wish i was a real ninja...

Granted but all you do is stay in using your ninja skills to fap to anime

Wish I had a karambit fn fade

[AwesomeSauce]

[quote author=Ninja Internet Explorer link=topic=223.msg3738#msg3738 date=1438613287]
Granted , Penis Cancer!

I wish i was a real ninja...

Granted but all you do is stay in using your ninja skills to fap to anime

Wish I had a karambit fn fade
[/quote]

Granted, however you can't play CS:GO anymore.

I wish I had 10 billion euros.

[Lord Octagon]

[quote author=Devin link=topic=223.msg3866#msg3866 date=1438622022]
[quote author=Ninja Internet Explorer link=topic=223.msg3738#msg3738 date=1438613287]
Granted , Penis Cancer!

I wish i was a real ninja...

Granted but all you do is stay in using your ninja skills to fap to anime

Wish I had a karambit fn fade
[/quote]

Granted, however you can't play CS:GO anymore.

I wish I had 10 billion euros.
[/quote]

Granted but the value of the euro crashes massively.

I wish for them to ban the letter "L" from the English language.

[Vinic]

Granted but the L comes back with the new word, Org  Orgetter

I wish I had every game on the steam market

Granted, but you can only play them all on a computer that is ten years old and runs on Windows 2000.

I wish I could have the ability to fly.

[WildDorito]

Granted, but you can only play them all on a computer that is ten years old and runs on Windows 2000.

I wish I could have the ability to fly.

Granted, but you could only fly for 5 seconds max... (And 1 hour cooldown  8) )

I wish I didn't have an apple laptop

[SimpleBeings]

[quote author=Theomenz link=topic=223.msg4902#msg4902 date=1438716653]
Granted, but you can only play them all on a computer that is ten years old and runs on Windows 2000.

I wish I could have the ability to fly.

Granted, but you could only fly for 5 seconds max... (And 1 hour cooldown  8) )

I wish I didn't have an apple laptop
[/quote]

granted, but it is replaced by an ouya.

I wish I could have my wish granted

[Doodleh]

[quote author=WildDorito link=topic=223.msg5174#msg5174 date=1438757913]
[quote author=Theomenz link=topic=223.msg4902#msg4902 date=1438716653]
Granted, but you can only play them all on a computer that is ten years old and runs on Windows 2000.

I wish I could have the ability to fly.

Granted, but you could only fly for 5 seconds max... (And 1 hour cooldown  8) )

I wish I didn't have an apple laptop
[/quote]

granted, but it is replaced by an ouya.

I wish I could have my wish granted
[/quote]

Denied.

I wish I was enzyme.

[Lord Octagon]

[quote author=SimpleBeings link=topic=223.msg10670#msg10670 date=1439857777]
[quote author=WildDorito link=topic=223.msg5174#msg5174 date=1438757913]
[quote author=Theomenz link=topic=223.msg4902#msg4902 date=1438716653]
Granted, but you can only play them all on a computer that is ten years old and runs on Windows 2000.

I wish I could have the ability to fly.

Granted, but you could only fly for 5 seconds max... (And 1 hour cooldown  8) )

I wish I didn't have an apple laptop
[/quote]

granted, but it is replaced by an ouya.

I wish I could have my wish granted
[/quote]

Denied.

I wish I was enzyme.
[/quote]

Granted but you're still a scrub.

I wish I could find Wally (or Waldo for you yanks.)

[Doodleh]

[quote author=Doodleh link=topic=223.msg10848#msg10848 date=1439910291]
[quote author=SimpleBeings link=topic=223.msg10670#msg10670 date=1439857777]
[quote author=WildDorito link=topic=223.msg5174#msg5174 date=1438757913]
[quote author=Theomenz link=topic=223.msg4902#msg4902 date=1438716653]
Granted, but you can only play them all on a computer that is ten years old and runs on Windows 2000.

I wish I could have the ability to fly.

Granted, but you could only fly for 5 seconds max... (And 1 hour cooldown  8) )

I wish I didn't have an apple laptop
[/quote]

granted, but it is replaced by an ouya.

I wish I could have my wish granted
[/quote]

Denied.

I wish I was enzyme.
[/quote]

Granted but you're still a scrub.

I wish I could find Wally (or Waldo for you yanks.)
[/quote]

Ah what. Is that how you think of me?!
Now you will get it.

Granted, you took a look in the mirror.

I wish I wasn't a scrub.

[Lord Octagon]

[quote author=Lord Octagon link=topic=223.msg10855#msg10855 date=1439910909]
[quote author=Doodleh link=topic=223.msg10848#msg10848 date=1439910291]
[quote author=SimpleBeings link=topic=223.msg10670#msg10670 date=1439857777]
[quote author=WildDorito link=topic=223.msg5174#msg5174 date=1438757913]
[quote author=Theomenz link=topic=223.msg4902#msg4902 date=1438716653]
Granted, but you can only play them all on a computer that is ten years old and runs on Windows 2000.

I wish I could have the ability to fly.

Granted, but you could only fly for 5 seconds max... (And 1 hour cooldown  8) )

I wish I didn't have an apple laptop
[/quote]

granted, but it is replaced by an ouya.

I wish I could have my wish granted
[/quote]

Denied.

I wish I was enzyme.
[/quote]

Granted but you're still a scrub.

I wish I could find Wally (or Waldo for you yanks.)
[/quote]

Ah what. Is that how you think of me?!
Now you will get it.

Granted, you took a look in the mirror.

I wish I wasn't a scrub.
[/quote]

U w0t m8.

Granted, you were recently promoted to scrublord.

I wish I could find all the hint coins in Professor Layton and the Curious Villiage.