You might remember this from fearless!
Corrupt a wish! Is you basically taking someones wish, and corrupting it. Ex:
Person #1:
I wish I had lots of money.
Person#2:
Granted, but you have to spend it all on charity.
I wish I had a Cat named Jim Bob
Person #1:
Granted but he is buried in the back yard, and you have 3 minutes to save him
I wish this example wasn't so long
I'll start:
I wish I was the Pope.
Granted, but you are assassinated by the Italian Mafia for not following their agenda.
I wish the Beatles didn't break up.
(Aug 2, 2015, 09:27 AM)Dig link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you are assassinated by the Italian Mafia for not following their agenda.
I wish the Beatles didn't break up.
Granted, but their music becomes trashy and their personalities begin to fade.
I wish L2 was up already...
Granted but, you're perma banned.
I wish I could fly!
(Aug 2, 2015, 10:27 AM)Tmdirtbike link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted but, you're perma banned.
I wish I could fly!
Granted, but you've turned into a Malaysian Airlines plane.
I wish I could click my fingers and have coffee.
Granted, but the coffee was cold and had not enough/too much creamer and just overall bad.
I wish I could travel.
Granted, but you can only travel to Chernobyl in a nuclear winter without proper gear on.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted , but in each wish you'l grow older by 50 years and you cant wish for eternal life or to get younger!
I Wish i was a Faster Browser.
Granted
but you'd be forced to move to Firefox ;.;
I wish I'd have a pancake in my right hand right now ;-;
(Aug 2, 2015, 05:00 PM)Bowie R link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted
but you'd be forced to move to Firefox ;.;
I wish I'd have a pancake in my right hand right now ;-;
Granted, however the pancake is extremely hot and will give you 2nd degree burns.
I wish I could teleport freely.
(Aug 2, 2015, 07:08 PM)AwesomeSauce link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, however the pancake is extremely hot and will give you 2nd degree burns.
I wish I could teleport freely.
Granted, but everytime you do, Soulripper gets a new boat.
I wish I had unlimited wishes.
(Aug 3, 2015, 10:38 AM)Doodleh link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=AwesomeSauce link=topic=223.msg2695#msg2695 date=1438535287]
Granted, however the pancake is extremely hot and will give you 2nd degree burns.
I wish I could teleport freely.
Granted, but everytime you do, Soulripper gets a new boat.
I wish I had unlimited wishes.
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Granted but everyone had unlimited wishes anyway.
I wish I owned a superyacht
(Aug 3, 2015, 12:25 PM)Lord Octagon link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted but everyone had unlimited wishes anyway.
I wish I owned a superyacht
Granted, but you will have to share it wil Soulripper.
I wish I had a lot of moolah.
Done, but your lots of moolah arrives in pennies.
I wish Ricciardo would make a sick comeback and win the championship this year.
(Aug 3, 2015, 12:54 PM)Bomb link Wrote: [ -> ]Done, but your lots of moolah arrives in pennies.
I wish Ricciardo would make a sick comeback and win the championship this year.
That is not a huge corruption
Granted, but he will lose the following championships.
I wish I had special powers.