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(Sep 11, 2015, 06:38 PM)Mr Doc link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but the mug is smashed and non usable
I wish I had a pet lion

granted but the lion rapes you

I wish Ranger wasn't a slaphead

(Sep 11, 2015, 06:39 PM)zankaa222 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Mr Doc link=topic=223.msg17252#msg17252 date=1441989503]


Granted, but the mug is smashed and non usable
I wish I had a pet lion

granted but the lion rapes you

I wish Ranger wasn't a slaphead
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granted but you will have to plant Wayne Rooney's hair on my head

I wish Ross Kemp was Prime Minister

(Sep 11, 2015, 06:41 PM)Ranger link Wrote: [ -> ]granted but you will have to plant Wayne Rooney's hair on my head

I wish Ross Kemp was Prime Minister

granted but he stops Ross Kemp on gangs

I wish that Mr Doc was a lad

(Sep 11, 2015, 06:45 PM)zankaa222 link Wrote: [ -> ]granted but he stops Ross Kemp on gangs

I wish that Mr Doc was a lad

Granted, but the next day he get's killed in an anti-lad driveby shooting.
I wish that I had money. :c

(Sep 12, 2015, 07:34 PM)CMR99 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=zankaa222 link=topic=223.msg17260#msg17260 date=1441989938]
granted but he stops Ross Kemp on gangs

I wish that Mr Doc was a lad

Granted, but the next day he get's killed in an anti-lad driveby shooting.
I wish that I had money. :c
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Granted, but you will have to spend all of your money on charity, and you will only be able to keep 1$.
I wish I had a car.

(Sep 12, 2015, 08:18 PM)Michael link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=CMR99 link=topic=223.msg17526#msg17526 date=1442079275]
[quote author=zankaa222 link=topic=223.msg17260#msg17260 date=1441989938]
granted but he stops Ross Kemp on gangs

I wish that Mr Doc was a lad

Granted, but the next day he get's killed in an anti-lad driveby shooting.
I wish that I had money. :c
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Granted, but you will have to spend all of your money on charity, and you will only be able to keep 1$.
I wish I had a car.
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Granted, but it is one of these.


I wish that Ranger wasn't such a nonce

(this thread has just turned into banter between the few of us at this point, was that a wish already? I don't know.)

(Sep 13, 2015, 12:53 AM)lods of emone link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but it is one of these.


I wish that Ranger wasn't such a nonce

(this thread has just turned into banter between the few of us at this point, was that a wish already? I don't know.)

Sorry, not possible to grant impossible wishes. (#banter)

I wish for an infinite power supply so I never have to worry about power cuts. xD

Granted, all the electricity and power in the entire world is instantly attributed to you, millions die from a lack of sustainable power and food refrigeration, the lack of power kills half of the world's population and electric cars around the world crash into eachother.

All so you can watch orange is the new black on netflix.
you monster

I wish I could become a hit folk singer and make tons of money off my records and CDs.

(Sep 13, 2015, 09:04 PM)Dig link Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I could become a hit folk singer and make tons of money off my records and CDs.

You turn out to be like that one white kid trying to make rap music after he graduated high school and end up homeless, your car turned to ice because your music was worse than country (countrys great <3)

I wish I could get deployed in eastern ukraine.

(Sep 13, 2015, 09:55 PM)sr603 link Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I could get deployed in eastern ukraine.

Why?

(Sep 13, 2015, 09:55 PM)sr603 link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Dig link=topic=223.msg17765#msg17765 date=1442171047]

I wish I could become a hit folk singer and make tons of money off my records and CDs.

You turn out to be like that one white kid trying to make rap music after he graduated high school and end up homeless, your car turned to ice because your music was worse than country (countrys great <3)

I wish I could get deployed in eastern ukraine.
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Granted , but you loose everything what you have now.

I wish I had as many posts as Lord Octagon

(Sep 18, 2015, 10:42 PM)Mr Doc link Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I had as many posts as Lord Octagon

granted but all of your posts are moving

i wish that I didn't have a penis on my forehead

(Sep 18, 2015, 10:42 PM)Mr Doc link Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I had as many posts as Lord Octagon

Gran... Oh.. wait. That's impossible...

I wish I had a shitpost detector.

Granted but you turn into a shitposter.

I wish my wish to be granted.