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Granted, but you would be demoted faster that I can say "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"

I wish I lived in Europe.

Granted,

But since the ecenomy is fucked up you will be in money troubles, receiving less money and becoming home-less, deciding to return to your own country.

I wish I could be millionair.

Granted but you gamble that money away.

I wish I could get admitted into an Ivy League/Russell Group uni.

(Sep 7, 2015, 12:01 AM)Lord Octagon link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted but you gamble that money away.

I wish I could get admitted into an Ivy League/Russell Group uni.

Granted, but your grades will be shit regardless of your work.

I wish I could consume anything I wanted with no health reprecussions.

Quote:I wish I could consume anything I wanted with no health reprecussions.

Granted but you are unable to excrete.

I wish that Black Jesus will be a good show.

Granted, but you will be labeled racist if you watch it.

I wish we could discuss the possibility for a genocide

(Sep 10, 2015, 09:07 PM)Maniac link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you will be labeled racist if you watch it.

I wish we could discuss the possibility for a genocide

Granted, but it's a genocide against anyone with the username "Maniac" online.

I wish for a bottomless bottle of Cola.

Granted, but it's not actually cola. it's raw sewage

I wish I could get all this homework done and stop procrastinating

(Sep 10, 2015, 10:13 PM)Judge Rage link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but it's not actually cola. it's raw sewage

I wish I could get all this homework done and stop procrastinating

Granted, but you no longer have access to the internet.

I wish for someone besides Gandhi to make me a signature.

send help

Granted

Now you have to pay me 1500 quid

I wish I could have the ability to teleport

(Sep 11, 2015, 10:52 AM)AwesomeSauce link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted

Now you have to pay me 1500 quid

I wish I could have the ability to teleport

Granted, but you always teleported to the bottom of the ocean.

I wish I had a better PC

Granted, but to pay for it you had to sell both your kidneys on the illegal organ market.
I wish I had a cookie.

(Sep 11, 2015, 06:01 PM)CMR99 link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but to pay for it you had to sell both your kidneys on the illegal organ market.
I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but those chips aren't chocolate...

I wish I was richer than Donald Trump

(Sep 11, 2015, 06:09 PM)lods of emone link Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but those chips aren't chocolate...

I wish I was richer than Donald Trump

granted but your money is illegal funded by a loan given to you from Somalian pirates, and if you dont pay back 2x the amount you will be killed.

I wish I had a sports direct mug

(Sep 11, 2015, 06:36 PM)zankaa222 link Wrote: [ -> ]granted but your money is illegal funded by a loan given to you from Somalian pirates, and if you dont pay back 2x the amount you will be killed.

I wish I had a sports direct mug

Granted, but the mug is smashed and non usable
I wish I had a pet lion