[Tails]

Granted, but kids don't like that and leave because they have no new content to extend their incredibly short attention span

I wish admins would stop removing my signature even though it is within guidelines

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but now they remove your account for posting """""""""""""offensive""""""""""""""" videos

I wish that we get evocity back

[roxas]

Granted, but you would recieve a permanent suspension.

I wish Internet was a human.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but you become a robot

I wish that I get unbanned

[Slowkiller965]

Granted but you get banned for one month after that

I wish I had a better internet connection

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but apps that use internet doesnt work for you

I wish that I am faster than @Cooli in swimming

[Nudel]

Granted but now everyone else is faster than you.

I wish staff getting punished for sitting afk on the server and farming hours.

[RK-FIN]

Granted, but Enzyme pardons their punishments with Erotic poems.

I wish for a 3L bottle of pure vodka.

[TrumanBen]

granted but theres also a fart in the bottle

i wish for a BIG willy

[Arch.B]

Granted but it comes out your head.

I wish for the will to live.

[Nudel]

Granted but you hate chocolate then.

I wish to have an unlimited amount of German beer.

[Slowkiller965]

Granted but if you drink a bit of it you will die of diarrhoea.

I wish I could afford a chocolate.

[Nudel]

Granted but only the 45 cent chocolate from Rewe.

I wish I would receive 10.000€ every month for doing nothing.

[ICEKILLER_99]

granted but 9999 get taken away every time you get paid

i wish for staff to not be corrupt

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but now they are never online

I wish that Fin Carre's chocolate bar's price returns to 0.35€ in Lidl