[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

Granted, but it's you

I wish for exams to not be existing in this world

[yutgjctguc]

Granted, but now subjects are more harder

I wish I could drink water now

[Jono]

Granted, but you drink litres of it. Jesus then pops out of your wardrobe and turns it into wine. You die from alcohol poisioning.

I wish for world hunger to be a thing of the past ?

[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

Granted, but you go hungry

I wish for some people to not put Porn Audio in the mic

[Toxic]

Granted, but you go hungry

I wish for some people to not put Porn Audio in the mic

Granted, but they start playing audio of a loud prepubescent child instead.

I wish for the beach to warm up a bit for surfing

[yutgjctguc]

Granted, but you cant surf anymore

I wish that Limelight community could have some kind of meeting IRL and I can come there and everyone else and nothing is wrong or blocking it

[Enzyme]

Granted, but all staff-members would be given hammers, alcohol and permission to beat up anyone who did anything wrong.

I wish I was a T-rex for a day.

[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

Granted, but you are a Permanent T-Rex who can still do normal human stuff

I wish it was rainy all this week in San Diego

[CeriseVanille]

Granted, but the rainstorm will stretch across the whole west coast, eroding everything to the point where everything past the Rocky Mountains falls into the Pacific Ocean. You'll end up escaping by plane, but you need to sit next to a crying baby for 4 hours.

I wish I could have tomorrow off from work.

[Nebula]

Granted, but your girlfriend needs to work your hours at the same day + her hours.

I wish i would not need to go to school

[ICEKILLER_99]

granted but you're retarded and you cant get a job

i wish for government whitelisting (dont say stupid shit like ''granted but u cant become a cop''xd)

[richie]

granted but you can only play the job once a month

I wish this loser on the bus sitting next to me didn't smell

[ICEKILLER_99]

granted,but you smell instead

i wish for a better damage system

[Nudel]

Granted but now the food system is crap.

I wish that we have Rockford v2 instead of evo city v4b1.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted, but your only life is Garry's Mod now

I wish for a good job