[Nudel]

Granted but now your monitor is broken (or your headset, as you like )

I wish Steam would give me 10,000€ in my steam wallet.

[Night]

Granted, but you can only spend it on PAYDAY 2 DLC, safes and drills.

I wish @Overlewd could stop copying parts of my Help & Support replies.

[Overlewd]

Granted, but everyone else starts copying your Help & Support replies.

I wish I had my own hentai artist to satisfy all my weird fetishes.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but it's me

I wish I could have some Salmon now

[Nebula]

Granted, But u get sick and die.

I wish I had a PS4

[Slowkiller965]

Granted , but you can only play Tetris on it.

I wish i had no advertisements.

[Daley]

You find out about adblock.

However, your favorite content creators all go bankrupt!

I wish I could no-clip in real life.

[Jompe]

Granted, but you can't control which direction you're going.

I wish I could speak Russian.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but you can only say "Cyka"

I wish @Daley could read my PM that I sent to him

[Slowkiller965]

Granted , but he will never answer.

I wish @"Nudelsalat im Panzer" could give me 50000€ in real life.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but its toy money

I wish I could get Ferrari IRL which works perfectly, no problems, no errors, nothing is wrong with it, I know how to drive it, etc

[Nebula]

Granted, But it gets stolen immediatly.

I wish I had a Apache Attack helicopter

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but government steals it for their use

I wish I could get Ferrari IRL which works perfectly, no problems, no errors, nothing is wrong with it, I know how to drive it, etc and no one will never steal it, broke it or similiar

[Cooli]

Granted but government steals it for their use

I wish I could get Ferrari IRL which works perfectly, no problems, no errors, nothing is wrong with it, I know how to drive it, etc and no one will never steal it, broke it or similiar

granted, but you die.

I wish @"Vatipaa" would stop trying to make impossible to corrupt wishes.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but @"Nudelsalat im Panzer" starts making them instead

I wish I could get Ferrari IRL which works perfectly, no problems, no errors, nothing is wrong with it, I know how to drive it, etc and no one will never steal it, broke it or similiar or I will not die