[richie]

granted but there only active post will be shutting it down

[Scrotonium]

I wish @Enzyme wasn't inactive.

[Jono]

granted, but the nigger resigns.

I wish that there are no more wishes

[Soviethooves]

Granted, but there is a last wish that the US take control of Britain.

I wish the US was a police state.

[Apex]

Granted, but there is a last wish that the US take control of Britain.

I wish the US was a police state.

Granted, but every Police Officer is the main character from Mall Cop.

I wish I could predict the future.

[Cooli]

Granted, but only 1 second in the future.

I wish I had 10$

[PaulB]

Granted but you are given it all in $0.01's.
I wish that I could read minds?

[Jono]

granted, but you can only read positive thoughts about fumuku

I wish I could be poor forever

[Insert]

Granted, but you can only be poor of time, meaning it wont last forever.

I wish I could be a unicorn

[Taylor]

Granted, but you must be forced to live in scotland.

I wish for someone to pay me to join the server back

[Nebula]

Granted, But you have every Blacklist that is possible.

I wish I had a plate of Spaghetti.

[Insert]

Granted, but the plate itself is made of old, stale spaghetti.

I wish to drive a bus

[Rizion]

Granted, but the bus will be pink the license plate says " "

I wish everyone in the middle east would live in peace.

[Cooli]

Granted, but everyone dies to achieve peace.

I wish my phones battery was full.

[richie]

Granted, but it dies in 10 seconds

I wish my dog would love me