[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

Granted, but you'll end up puking your guts out as for how it is

I wish No admin would always try to stalk me (a.k.a. Rocket)

[Dick]

Granted, but you are stalked by a Teacher instead.

I wish that I was a millionaire.

[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

Granted, but you instead have a debt of $1,000,000 in Taxes

I wish for Sours to die (jk)

[PaulB]

Granted, but you'll always hear his voice in your head...
I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.

[Night]

Granted, but it must be used within 3 days or the money will be burned in front of your eyes.

I wish for a better laptop.

[Hungames]

Granted, but it breaks during shipping.

I wish to not wish.

[Dick]

Granted but your "not a wish" is always going to be a wish.

I wish I had a new gaming chair.

[richie]

granted but whenever you sit in it it breaks and when you stand up it gets fixed

i wish i could bomb my house

[Toxic]

Granted but you wind up inside mid-bombing.

I wish for my 500 yard swim to be done under 5 minutes

[PaulB]

Granted, but you die as soon as you do it.
I wish that @Bambo could actually aim by being trained by Welker ;-)

[Welker]

Granted, but you trained him and he decides to destroy his creator

I wish memes came back to limelight

[PaulB]

Granted, but they are out of date.
I wish Welker would create more vid memes

[Bambo]

Granted but he memes on you until the end of time.

I wish Project was better at Rocket League

[richie]

granted but you can only play for 10 seconds a year

i wish @Temar would accept my steam request

[PaulB]

Granted, but he removes you straight after.
I wish FUMUKU International was active