[Zambie ^‿^]

I Bought a new knife on CSGO @Enzyme

[Lewwings]

Inactive fuck, seems to do nothing,
Maybe with the occasional post coughing,
Been SA for over 2 years,
Maybe it's time to let someone else steer,
In spite of this, Enzyme been here for quite some time,
And maybe his inactivity is just fine,
But if one things for sure,
He is a bore,
And is active from time to time
That is Enzyme

[Doctor Internet]

Let's not forget, this is the guy that wrote this


What bullshit is that?

*crackles knuckles* Let's get into this proper, shall we?
Let's start off with how you're an inactive fuck.

0 hours on the server this month. How are you meant to see how the staff are doing, or who we can promote if you're never on? It's your duty as a SA, and as a shareholder to ensure that LL doesn't go down the shitter. You don't do that by sending me snapchats of you fucking your pink-haired slut (please don't stop sending them though). Perhaps if you actually did your job, people would stop calling you out for being the shittest SA not including Overlewd.

I was gonna go to the roast thread and find your pathetic attempts for roasts, which could be mistaken for a rabbit simultaneously shitting itself to death whilst choking on a tampon, but since it's not on the first page I can't be arsed to find it. That's how little you mean to me you peice of fuck; put a cum-bucket over your head and people would respect you more.


It's not even that you're constantly inactive. It's like you gave up half way through August twenty-fucking-sixteen. I'm glad we've had a year and a half of you idling through, but this isn't TF2, you can't get away with that shit.

I was going to insult your apperance, but with your attitude and activity? That's like saying the worst bit about Hitler, was his mustache.

I look forward to your return roast, it will never be as good as the roast your mother should have delivered to you at 12 weeks.

[Tails]

-pure fire-

finally someone put in some effort

[Falcon]

-pure fire-

finally someone put in some effort

Maybe you should lol

OT: Known you since you were a mod on FL and wow you haven't changed a bit.

[Soviethooves]

Doesn’t follow his own activity requirements

/dab

[Tails]

Doesn’t follow his own activity requirements

/dab

actually end yourself that is disgusting

[Vadar]

[Bambo]

Todays the day when lil baby enzyme responds with his playground insults. Keep your eyes peeled

[ToiletWater]

Not much needs to be said, we all know you a fucking creep

[Doctor Internet]

Todays the day when lil baby enzyme responds with his playground insults. Keep your eyes peeled

Looks like the bucket of frozen seal turds decided, "nah, let's keep them in suspense." Oh wait.


Never mind, he's just playing another game instead of working for the good of Limelight. Maybe he should just beat himself with a frozen walrus cock until he decides what his priorities are. Because fuck knows, talking to him feels like that.

Talk about the height of unprofessional-ism. The sad tellytubby man had the perfect chance to respond, but instead tried to show tinky-winky his la-la, and ended up shitting himself from both ends and collapsing. Great chance to prove us wrong, and proving us right instead.

I mean, he's still got 5 hours. Not like there were 19 before he could have used and proved me wrong by getting something in on time early for once, rather than waiting until the boat left the port, went round the world and came back loaded with exotic fucking spices.


Fuck me Enzyme. Is there anything you can do right?

[Soviethooves]

Todays the day when lil baby enzyme responds with his playground insults. Keep your eyes peeled

Looks like the bucket of frozen seal turds decided, "nah, let's keep them in suspense." Oh wait.


Never mind, he's just playing another game instead of working for the good of Limelight. Maybe he should just beat himself with a frozen walrus cock until he decides what his priorities are. Because fuck knows, talking to him feels like that.

Talk about the height of unprofessional-ism. The sad tellytubby man had the perfect chance to respond, but instead tried to show tinky-winky his la-la, and ended up shitting himself from both ends and collapsing. Great chance to prove us wrong, and proving us right instead.

I mean, he's still got 5 hours. Not like there were 19 before he could have used and proved me wrong by getting something in on time early for once, rather than waiting until the boat left the port, went round the world and came back loaded with exotic fucking spices.


Fuck me Enzyme. Is there anything you can do right?

The Rock is still a Dev, so it’s obvious Enzyme lost interest in LL


#DoubleBurn

[Enzyme]

With that attitude, I might have to push your grandparents down the stairs tomorrow Bambo.

Alright shitstains.

Daddy

Pinky: I love you like a son, but it's sad that I'm your only real father-figure in life, just because I'm the only person who has you on Facebook who hasn't also bullied you.

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I got so much shit on you, here's some to start.

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He fucking says he'll answer my questions then he pulls this bullshit, like what the fuck? It's legit stuff being talked about here and he thinks he can just click away to deal with me? It'll take a lot more than that friend. Fucking don't be so rude. God I hate you.

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And what is he, an Astronaut? What the fuck. Norway hasn't even been to the moon. Fucking stupid. Fuck you.

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And what the fuck is this shit? "Wine-flavoured... wine." Literally this is dumb. I post some meaningful shit on your profile and you return the favor with a comment like this. Fucking disgrace.

Oh and here's a little video I made where I kinda roast Enzyme for being a contra-whoring cuck, was back in the day though. Still fuck you.


I await your "meaningful" response.

[Zambie ^‿^]

I find this highly offensive please ban him thanks

[Hungames]

you made a holocaust joke and i dont appreciate that as a member of the jew crew. RePoRtEd.