[LilSnek]

ABOUT US

Humble&Co is a parent corporation that has 3 main parts. 

A Government Branch which helps fund and stabilise 6 Ministerial Departments including the Ministry of Defence, Department of Health, Department for the Environment, the Ministry of Justice etc. 

An Intelligence Agency which is private and independent yet is government approved and funded. W[font=Trebuchet MS]e will sometimes join in on what the police are doing and help them with any cases or investigations that they may need help with. We also aim to support the government by helping stabilize the economy and our ministers will give advice and help the department of which they work for. (e.g. Minister of Defence giving advice and helping the police force and the swat team). [/font]

[font=Trebuchet MS]A military style company named DAF (Dispose And Forget) society with a main focus on protection and security.[/font]

HISTORY

Humble&Co was founded in 1990 by Charles William Humble. Charles was originally a Minister of State of Defence in the UK and moved to the US in 1989 believing that he could support and help the economy. He tried everything he could to get into the US cabinet but as he was British he couldn't get into it. This forced him into creating a business named Humble&Co. Charles thrived in supporting the government as much as possible and just before he passed away in 2001, Humble&Co was elected as an official supporter of the government and was chosen to be the main supporters and advisers of 6 of the main Ministerial Departments. After Charles passed away he passed the business onto his first born son Oliver William Humble. At the time he was 23 but still knew enough about politics and the government as his father taught him enough so he could take over the business after him. In 2013 Oliver decided that an Intelligence Agency could be made to help lower mass crime rates that were rising at the time and to overall help keep the peacefulness of the area to its fullest potential and in 2017, DAF Society was bought by Humble&Co for a undisclosed amount.

[font=Arial Black]JOBS[/font]

[1/1] Chief Executive Officer : @LilSnek 

- Runs all aspects of the whole business

[1/1] Chief Operating Officer : @BigHeck

- "Second in Command" keeps everything working properly

[0/1] Chief Financial Officer :

- Stabilizes and controls all financial aspects of the business

[1/1] Chief Information Officer : @Suprmly

- Responsible for collecting and storing information that will support the business 

|Security|

[0/1] Head of Security : 

- Responsible for all of the security on the Humble&Co Compound and is in charge of where everybody is stationed

[0/3] Chief Officer's Personal Security :

- Responsible for looking after and guarding whichever chief officer they are told to guard and take care of 

[0/7] Security Guard : 

- Guards of the Compound and of the people on the compound. Guards are also in control of who comes in and out of the compound

|Ministry of Defence|

[0/1] Secretary of State/Minister of Defence : 

- Responsible for implementing defence policies, in charge of running the whole ministry

[0/1] Senior Officer of State : 

- "Second in command" Controls what the chiefs and ministers do, also implements defence policies

[0/2] Chiefs of Defence : 

- The most senior military adviser

[0/5] Ministers of Defence : 

- Make and implement decisions on policies in conjunction with the other ministers

|Department of Health|

[0/1] Secretary of State/Minister of Health :

- Responsible for implementing health policies, in charge of running the whole ministry

[0/1] Under Secretary of State for Health :

- Runs the hospitals/paramedics/doctors and what they do, "second in command" at the ministry

[0/2] Chief Professional Officers of Health : 

- Basically the highest ranked Minister underneath the Secretary of State, advise and control what the Ministers do

[0/5] Ministers of Health : 

- Make and implement decisions on policies in conjunction with the other ministers

|Ministry of Justice|

[0/1] Secretary of State/Minister of Justice  :

- Responsible for implementing justice policies, in charge of running the whole ministry

[0/2] Lord High Chancellors of Justice :

- Controls the court and what happens in it, advises the Ministers

[0/5] Ministers of Justice :

- Make and implement decisions on policies in conjunction with the other ministers

|Department for Transport|

[0/1] Secretary of State/Minister of Transport :

- Responsible for implementing transport policies, in charge of running the whole ministry


[0/5] Ministers of Transport :

- Make and implement decisions on policies in conjunction with the other ministers

|Department for Business|

[0/1] Secretary of State/Minister of Business  :

- Responsible for implementing business policies, in charge of running the whole ministry


[0/5] Ministers of Business :

- Make and implement decisions on policies in conjunction with the other ministers

[1/1] Chief of Operations : @LilSnek
- In charge of all operations and investigations, keeps the agency running properly

[0/1] Managing Director : 
- "Second in Command" works under the Chief, is in charge of employment

[1/1] [font=Trebuchet MS]Lead Detective : @BigHeck[/font]
- Leads all of the detectives and gives orders to each of them, can go on duty and in the field

[font=Trebuchet MS][0/5] Detective : 
- Collects intel/info, follows leads and extends on them, does surveillance to look for suspects, is constantly out in the field working and is one of the most vital jobs in the Agency
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[1/1] Chief Information Officer : @Suprmly
- Responsible for collecting and storing info/intel that will support the agency (computer forensics), is in charge of the security analysts and gives orders to them

[font=Trebuchet MS][0/5] Security Analyst : 
- Responsible for collecting and storing information that will support the agency (computer forensics)[/font]

[1/1] Major : @LilSnek 

- Runs the society and controls all operations 

[1/1] Captain : [font=Trebuchet MS] @BigHeck[/font]

- "Second in Command" works under the Major and is head of staff

[1/2] Colonel:[font=Trebuchet MS] @Suprmly[/font]
- In command of their own team, teaches and commands during operations

[font=Trebuchet MS][0/5] Member/Sergeant : 
- Collects intel/info, follows commands and represents the business. Is under control of either Colonel.
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[0/1] Cadet : 
- The starting rank in the DAF Society, requires training to be promoted to Member/Sergeant

v Application v

OOC Info
Name : 
Steam ID : 
Age : 
Amount of REPs : 
Hours in LimeLight : 
Can speak fluent English? : 
 
In-Character Info
Name : 
DoB : 
Country of Origin : 
Job/s you are applying for : 
Previous jobs : 
Current Location of Residence : 
Criminal Record? Reason? : 
Any university degrees? : 
Languages you are fluent it : 
  Reasons why we should choose you : 

[LilSnek]

Update

Added more information on the page about each certain job just to clear up some confusion on what each job actually entails. We have also added security jobs as we realized as we would be so high up in the government we need security if anybody has any othe suggestions or wants to join just fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.

[mr_rowan13]

[font=Arial]OOC Info[/font]
[font=Arial]Name : Billy Jeans[/font]
[font=Arial]Steam ID : STEAM_0:1:8833815[/font]
[font=Arial]Age : 45[/font][font=Arial]
Amount of REPs : 17
Hours in LimeLight : ~2310[/font]
[font=Arial]Can speak fluent English? : can speak fluid english[/font]
[font=Arial] [/font]
[font=Arial]In-Character Info[/font]
[font=Arial]Name : Billy Jeans[/font]
[font=Arial]DoB : June 15th, 1972[/font]
[font=Arial]Country of Origin :  Alabama
[/font]Job you are applying for : [font=Trebuchet MS]Chief Operating Officer[/font]
[font=Arial]Previous jobs : CEO of Hunble & Co[/font]
[font=Arial]Current Location of Residence : in my jean store behind the desk I have a balloon bed I inflate with my lungs all by myself sometimes I get all pink and purple and pass out and wake up and the bed is deflated but at least I took a nap and became energized and that's what going to bed is all about.
[/font]
[font=Arial]Criminal Record? Reason? : Yes, allow me to copy paste you my criminal record from my curriculum: 
[/font]89 counts of Jaywalking;
4 counts of Public Indecency, 3 of which a few dozen feet off an elementary school;
6 counts of Possession of Controlled Substance (viagra)
3 counts of battery and assault on an officer;
18 counts of resisting arrest & fleeing the scene;
70 counts of hit and run;
4 counts possession of methamphetamines, 3 of which with intent to distribute;
18 counts of solicitation, 5 of which to minors;
1 count of possession of weapon of mass destruction;
12 counts of assault on the elderly;
2 counts of illegal weapon modification using jean jackets as material;
7 counts of orally sucking air out of car tires;
1 count for public defecation;
34 counts for disorderly conduct;
5 counts of animal abuse;
2 counts of abduction;
1 count of possession of slave labor;
3 counts for human trafficking;
2 counts of use of excessive force;
8 counts of bodily harm with intent to kill;
1 count of illegal poaching of 3 tigers, 1 gorilla and 12 penguins at the state zoo;
19 counts of sending threats to the Federal Reserve;
4 counts of public self sodomy with a deadly weapon;
20 counts of littering;
24 counts for petty theft;
3 counts of attempted theft of large quantities of sand from a beach to "build his own beach in his bathroom";
1 count of life endangerment for dumping 300 pounds of dead cats over a highway overpass;
16 counts of destruction of public property;
15 counts of destruction of private property;
1 count of assaulting a royal English Count while dressed as "Count Countula" and declaring all countings, both count-ups and count-downs as "property of the Counting County of Count Countula the I, II, III, IV, V, VI... etc until MMMCDLXIX (3469) when the police arrived and apprehended the suspect.

[font=Arial]Any university degrees? : 90º to the left

Languages you are fluent it : English, chinese accent english, muffled english, high pitched english, slurred english, and i can speak written english

Qualifications fit for the job you're applying for : I can make big bubbles when chewing cum, I can blow out candles from a cake if i am really close and spit a little, [font=Arial]I can lick my wrist, I can block doors with my body width, i can read upside down if I am also upside down and the book is upside down and the letters are nice and big and not in a complicated font, I can count to many numbers, i can 1 punch kill a very frail man with a tie behind my hand and a claw hammer on the other, I once threw a soda into a trashcan that was really far away and I was facing the sun and the sun was glaring and the can went in at the first try after a dozen attempts, and I can whistle, sometimes, if it's not windy outside.

Reasons why we should choose you : you should chose me because I am the right man for the job and you will receive a 2% discount* on all jean jackets at my store
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*2% discount not stackable over or under any other special sale discount, reserved for XXXL sizes only, one time use.

[LilSnek]

[font=Arial]OOC Info[/font]
[font=Arial]Name : Billy Jeans[/font]
[font=Arial]Steam ID : STEAM_0:1:8833815[/font]
[font=Arial]Age : 45[/font][font=Arial]
Amount of REPs : 17
Hours in LimeLight : ~2310[/font]
[font=Arial]Can speak fluent English? : can speak fluid english[/font]
[font=Arial] [/font]
[font=Arial]In-Character Info[/font]
[font=Arial]Name : Billy Jeans[/font]
[font=Arial]DoB : June 15th, 1972[/font]
[font=Arial]Country of Origin :  Alabama
[/font]Job you are applying for : [font=Trebuchet MS]Chief Operating Officer[/font]
[font=Arial]Previous jobs : CEO of Hunble & Co[/font]
[font=Arial]Current Location of Residence : in my jean store behind the desk I have a balloon bed I inflate with my lungs all by myself sometimes I get all pink and purple and pass out and wake up and the bed is deflated but at least I took a nap and became energized and that's what going to bed is all about.
[/font]
[font=Arial]Criminal Record? Reason? : Yes, allow me to copy paste you my criminal record from my curriculum: 
[/font]89 counts of Jaywalking;
4 counts of Public Indecency, 3 of which a few dozen feet off an elementary school;
6 counts of Possession of Controlled Substance (viagra)
3 counts of battery and assault on an officer;
18 counts of resisting arrest & fleeing the scene;
70 counts of hit and run;
4 counts possession of methamphetamines, 3 of which with intent to distribute;
18 counts of solicitation, 5 of which to minors;
1 count of possession of weapon of mass destruction;
12 counts of assault on the elderly;
2 counts of illegal weapon modification using jean jackets as material;
7 counts of orally sucking air out of car tires;
1 count for public defecation;
34 counts for disorderly conduct;
5 counts of animal abuse;
2 counts of abduction;
1 count of possession of slave labor;
3 counts for human trafficking;
2 counts of use of excessive force;
8 counts of bodily harm with intent to kill;
1 count of illegal poaching of 3 tigers, 1 gorilla and 12 penguins at the state zoo;
19 counts of sending threats to the Federal Reserve;
4 counts of public self sodomy with a deadly weapon;
20 counts of littering;
24 counts for petty theft;
3 counts of attempted theft of large quantities of sand from a beach to "build his own beach in his bathroom";
1 count of life endangerment for dumping 300 pounds of dead cats over a highway overpass;
16 counts of destruction of public property;
15 counts of destruction of private property;
1 count of assaulting a royal English Count while dressed as "Count Countula" and declaring all countings, both count-ups and count-downs as "property of the Counting County of Count Countula the I, II, III, IV, V, VI... etc until MMMCDLXIX (3469) when the police arrived and apprehended the suspect.

[font=Arial]Any university degrees? : 90º to the left

Languages you are fluent it : English, chinese accent english, muffled english, high pitched english, slurred english, and i can speak written english

Qualifications fit for the job you're applying for : I can make big bubbles when chewing cum, I can blow out candles from a cake if i am really close and spit a little, [font=Arial]I can lick my wrist, I can block doors with my body width, i can read upside down if I am also upside down and the book is upside down and the letters are nice and big and not in a complicated font, I can count to many numbers, i can 1 punch kill a very frail man with a tie behind my hand and a claw hammer on the other, I once threw a soda into a trashcan that was really far away and I was facing the sun and the sun was glaring and the can went in at the first try after a dozen attempts, and I can whistle, sometimes, if it's not windy outside.

Reasons why we should choose you : you should chose me because I am the right man for the job and you will receive a 2% discount* on all jean jackets at my store
[/font][/font]
*2% discount not stackable over or under any other special sale discount, reserved for XXXL sizes only, one time use.

After looking at your application... No just no. Your criminal record is longer than the bible and we can't have any people who don't know how to behave in our business. Thanks for the application, try and get a job at mcdonalds maybe, Oliver Humble

[mr_rowan13]

After looking at your application... No just no. Your criminal record is longer than the bible and we can't have any people who don't know how to behave in our business. Thanks for the application, try and get a job at mcdonalds maybe, Oliver Humble

oh I dont know how to behave on your business no sir you do not know how to behave on MY business nor in YOUR business either because you treat me like a gosh darn no good doer when all I do is BUST MY ASS OFF working my ASS OFF to put my ASS ON the dinning table's chair with some FOOD ON my table through HONEST, HAND TO GOD GOOD CLEAN WORK at my Jean Jacket store and how dare you I would never get a job where I eat and also sleep twice a week

and dont call me oliver humble ever again! it's mister sir man sir architect Billy Jeans of the Jean family to you!
and thanks for the application but I dont think you'd behave on MY business!! business is finishied! thank you for NOT doing business with us!!!!

[LilSnek]

Update

Added Humble&Co Intelligence Agency as nobody gives a f*ck about governmental jobs

[Daley]

Dear @LilSnek   ,

Due to clan inactivity both in-game, and on the forums, this clan thread will be archived, and stored for future use. If you would like to prevent this from happening please leave a reply, informing us of your future plans for your clan, and estimated time until activity is regained. We expect this reply in the coming days. For any further questions, or information about your clan, clan systems, or clan rules, please contact one of the assigned clan officers.

Kind Regards,

Daley
Limelight Gaming Administrator, General Liaison and Clan Officer.

[LilSnek]

Dear @LilSnek   ,

Due to clan inactivity both in-game, and on the forums, this clan thread will be archived, and stored for future use. If you would like to prevent this from happening please leave a reply, informing us of your future plans for your clan, and estimated time until activity is regained. We expect this reply in the coming days. For any further questions, or information about your clan, clan systems, or clan rules, please contact one of the assigned clan officers.

Kind Regards,

Daley
Limelight Gaming Administrator, General Liaison and Clan Officer.

I don't know where you've been but Humble&Co has been quiet active on the server as me and my mates have been rp'ing as it lately. We are also working on it right now, im just finishing some artwork for a new department atm; it should be on this thread in the next couple of days. So Humble&Co is still very much in use and we will be adding to it now and in the future too.

[Daley]

Glad to hear that, good luck with your clan. Might need you need anything, feel free to contact me.

[LilSnek]

Glad to hear that, good luck with your clan. Might need you need anything, feel free to contact me.

Thanks

[LilSnek]

Update

Humble&Co bought DAF (Dispose And Forget) Society for a undisclosed amount

[yutgjctguc]

Good work

[Daley]

Dear @LilSnek ,

Due to clan inactivity both in-game, and on the forums, this clan thread will be archived, and stored for future use. If you would like to prevent this from happening please leave a reply, informing us of your future plans for your clan, and estimated time until activity is regained. We expect this reply in the coming days. For any further questions, or information about your clan, clan systems, or clan rules, please contact one of the assigned clan officers.

Kind Regards,

Daley
Limelight Gaming Administrator, Clan Officer, Teacher Liaison

[Daley]

Clan closed and archived

[Daley]

Clan re-opened upon request,

@LilSnek Good luck! Go get em boys