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Update

Added more information on the page about each certain job just to clear up some confusion on what each job actually entails. We have also added security jobs as we realized as we would be so high up in the government we need security if anybody has any othe suggestions or wants to join just fill out the application and we'll get back to you as soon as possible.

OOC Info
Name : Billy Jeans
Steam ID : STEAM_0:1:8833815
Age : 45
Amount of REPs : 17
Hours in LimeLight : ~2310
Can speak fluent English? : can speak fluid english
 
In-Character Info
Name : Billy Jeans
DoB : June 15th, 1972
Country of Origin :  Alabama
Job you are applying for : Chief Operating Officer
Previous jobs : CEO of Hunble & Co
Current Location of Residence : in my jean store behind the desk I have a balloon bed I inflate with my lungs all by myself sometimes I get all pink and purple and pass out and wake up and the bed is deflated but at least I took a nap and became energized and that's what going to bed is all about.

Criminal Record? Reason? : Yes, allow me to copy paste you my criminal record from my curriculum: 
89 counts of Jaywalking;
4 counts of Public Indecency, 3 of which a few dozen feet off an elementary school;
6 counts of Possession of Controlled Substance (viagra)
3 counts of battery and assault on an officer;
18 counts of resisting arrest & fleeing the scene;
70 counts of hit and run;
4 counts possession of methamphetamines, 3 of which with intent to distribute;
18 counts of solicitation, 5 of which to minors;
1 count of possession of weapon of mass destruction;
12 counts of assault on the elderly;
2 counts of illegal weapon modification using jean jackets as material;
7 counts of orally sucking air out of car tires;
1 count for public defecation;
34 counts for disorderly conduct;
5 counts of animal abuse;
2 counts of abduction;
1 count of possession of slave labor;
3 counts for human trafficking;
2 counts of use of excessive force;
8 counts of bodily harm with intent to kill;
1 count of illegal poaching of 3 tigers, 1 gorilla and 12 penguins at the state zoo;
19 counts of sending threats to the Federal Reserve;
4 counts of public self sodomy with a deadly weapon;
20 counts of littering;
24 counts for petty theft;
3 counts of attempted theft of large quantities of sand from a beach to "build his own beach in his bathroom";
1 count of life endangerment for dumping 300 pounds of dead cats over a highway overpass;
16 counts of destruction of public property;
15 counts of destruction of private property;
1 count of assaulting a royal English Count while dressed as "Count Countula" and declaring all countings, both count-ups and count-downs as "property of the Counting County of Count Countula the I, II, III, IV, V, VI... etc until MMMCDLXIX (3469) when the police arrived and apprehended the suspect.

Any university degrees? : 90º to the left

Languages you are fluent it : English, chinese accent english, muffled english, high pitched english, slurred english, and i can speak written english

Qualifications fit for the job you're applying for : I can make big bubbles when chewing cum, I can blow out candles from a cake if i am really close and spit a little, I can lick my wrist, I can block doors with my body width, i can read upside down if I am also upside down and the book is upside down and the letters are nice and big and not in a complicated font, I can count to many numbers, i can 1 punch kill a very frail man with a tie behind my hand and a claw hammer on the other, I once threw a soda into a trashcan that was really far away and I was facing the sun and the sun was glaring and the can went in at the first try after a dozen attempts, and I can whistle, sometimes, if it's not windy outside.

Reasons why we should choose you : you should chose me because I am the right man for the job and you will receive a 2% discount* on all jean jackets at my store

*2% discount not stackable over or under any other special sale discount, reserved for XXXL sizes only, one time use.

(Aug 5, 2017, 10:38 PM)mr_rowan13 Wrote: [ -> ]OOC Info
Name : Billy Jeans
Steam ID : STEAM_0:1:8833815
Age : 45
Amount of REPs : 17
Hours in LimeLight : ~2310
Can speak fluent English? : can speak fluid english
 
In-Character Info
Name : Billy Jeans
DoB : June 15th, 1972
Country of Origin :  Alabama
Job you are applying for : Chief Operating Officer
Previous jobs : CEO of Hunble & Co
Current Location of Residence : in my jean store behind the desk I have a balloon bed I inflate with my lungs all by myself sometimes I get all pink and purple and pass out and wake up and the bed is deflated but at least I took a nap and became energized and that's what going to bed is all about.

Criminal Record? Reason? : Yes, allow me to copy paste you my criminal record from my curriculum: 
89 counts of Jaywalking;
4 counts of Public Indecency, 3 of which a few dozen feet off an elementary school;
6 counts of Possession of Controlled Substance (viagra)
3 counts of battery and assault on an officer;
18 counts of resisting arrest & fleeing the scene;
70 counts of hit and run;
4 counts possession of methamphetamines, 3 of which with intent to distribute;
18 counts of solicitation, 5 of which to minors;
1 count of possession of weapon of mass destruction;
12 counts of assault on the elderly;
2 counts of illegal weapon modification using jean jackets as material;
7 counts of orally sucking air out of car tires;
1 count for public defecation;
34 counts for disorderly conduct;
5 counts of animal abuse;
2 counts of abduction;
1 count of possession of slave labor;
3 counts for human trafficking;
2 counts of use of excessive force;
8 counts of bodily harm with intent to kill;
1 count of illegal poaching of 3 tigers, 1 gorilla and 12 penguins at the state zoo;
19 counts of sending threats to the Federal Reserve;
4 counts of public self sodomy with a deadly weapon;
20 counts of littering;
24 counts for petty theft;
3 counts of attempted theft of large quantities of sand from a beach to "build his own beach in his bathroom";
1 count of life endangerment for dumping 300 pounds of dead cats over a highway overpass;
16 counts of destruction of public property;
15 counts of destruction of private property;
1 count of assaulting a royal English Count while dressed as "Count Countula" and declaring all countings, both count-ups and count-downs as "property of the Counting County of Count Countula the I, II, III, IV, V, VI... etc until MMMCDLXIX (3469) when the police arrived and apprehended the suspect.

Any university degrees? : 90º to the left

Languages you are fluent it : English, chinese accent english, muffled english, high pitched english, slurred english, and i can speak written english

Qualifications fit for the job you're applying for : I can make big bubbles when chewing cum, I can blow out candles from a cake if i am really close and spit a little, I can lick my wrist, I can block doors with my body width, i can read upside down if I am also upside down and the book is upside down and the letters are nice and big and not in a complicated font, I can count to many numbers, i can 1 punch kill a very frail man with a tie behind my hand and a claw hammer on the other, I once threw a soda into a trashcan that was really far away and I was facing the sun and the sun was glaring and the can went in at the first try after a dozen attempts, and I can whistle, sometimes, if it's not windy outside.

Reasons why we should choose you : you should chose me because I am the right man for the job and you will receive a 2% discount* on all jean jackets at my store

*2% discount not stackable over or under any other special sale discount, reserved for XXXL sizes only, one time use.

After looking at your application... No just no. Your criminal record is longer than the bible and we can't have any people who don't know how to behave in our business. Thanks for the application, try and get a job at mcdonalds maybe, Oliver Humble

(Aug 5, 2017, 11:01 PM)LilSnek Wrote: [ -> ]After looking at your application... No just no. Your criminal record is longer than the bible and we can't have any people who don't know how to behave in our business. Thanks for the application, try and get a job at mcdonalds maybe, Oliver Humble

oh I dont know how to behave on your business no sir you do not know how to behave on MY business nor in YOUR business either because you treat me like a gosh darn no good doer when all I do is BUST MY ASS OFF working my ASS OFF to put my ASS ON the dinning table's chair with some FOOD ON my table through HONEST, HAND TO GOD GOOD CLEAN WORK at my Jean Jacket store and how dare you I would never get a job where I eat and also sleep twice a week

and dont call me oliver humble ever again! it's mister sir man sir architect Billy Jeans of the Jean family to you!
and thanks for the application but I dont think you'd behave on MY business!! business is finishied! thank you for NOT doing business with us!!!!

Update

Added Humble&Co Intelligence Agency as nobody gives a f*ck about governmental jobs

Glad to hear that, good luck with your clan. Might need you need anything, feel free to contact me.

(Dec 8, 2017, 05:54 PM)Daley Wrote: [ -> ]Glad to hear that, good luck with your clan. Might need you need anything, feel free to contact me.

Thanks

Update

Humble&Co bought DAF (Dispose And Forget) Society for a undisclosed amount

Good work

Clan closed and archived