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Limelight Forums Entertainment Off-Topic Wanna hear a shit joke?

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Wanna hear a shit joke?
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May 5, 2017, 10:36 PM
"HELP! Im having a heart attack!" said the XBOX ONE

"Ill call the ambulance! Stay Calm" replied the PS4

*Minutes later*

Wii U wii U wii U wii U wii U

i fucking hate this
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May 6, 2017, 10:33 PM
die






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May 7, 2017, 01:04 PM
so funny i nearly threw up
enjoy
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What did the baby computer call his father? Data
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Jun 2, 2017, 05:29 AM
What did the raisin tell the grape?

You were a mistake and I wish Sharon never decided to have a drink with me that night after Christmas. You cause so much trouble with your drugs and attitude towards me. It's as if I feel like Sharon graped me instead of made love.
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(Jun 2, 2017, 05:29 AM)Soviethooves Wrote: What did the raisin tell the grape?

You were a mistake and I wish Sharon never decided to have a drink with me that night after Christmas. You cause so much trouble with your drugs and attitude towards me. It's as if I feel like Sharon raped me instead of made love.

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Jun 2, 2017, 10:13 AM
What did zhe third Reich Said to poland?

Anschlusszeit.
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What is black and sits at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
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(Jun 2, 2017, 01:56 PM)Sours Wrote:



I'm not gonna watch it four times if that's what you're expecting.
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why the fuck did i laugh on this....
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I'm thinking about removing my spine, I feel like it's only holding me back.
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wtf why was this ever a thing
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May 2, 2020, 02:26 AM
imagine reviving a thread from 3 years ago.
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