[Toxic]

Granted, but due to an overlook in their quality control department, the meat has went off.

I wish my hot chocolate could cool down faster.

Granted, but it cools down so quickly that it slides past that ample point of drink-ability and becomes cool and mildly unpleasant.

I wish for a graphics card that's from this current generation rather than from last century/millenium.

[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

Granted, but It's an old EGA/CGA Graphics Card

I wish to not be lazy and activate my new "Wells Fargo" Bank account

[Nebula]

Granted, but you forget what you wanted to do when you want to activate the account.

I wish @Toxic could stop quoting people when he replies
 
Just had to find something to tag you

[yutgjctguc]

Granted, but you forget what you wanted to do when you want to activate the account.

I wish @Toxic could stop quoting people when he replies
 
Just had to find something to tag you

Granted but I start doing it now

I wish for TYR Avictor Speed Short

[Enzyme]

Granted, but your entire family become radical terrorists and end up killed in a police operation. You are arrested and held in a dark cell for the rest of your life.
Also, you piss blood now.

I wish people would love me

[Insert]

Granted, but they do this by showing you tough love only.

I wish 9/11 never occured.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but I also hope the same

I wish some food now, and cmon I can eat it and no problems doesnt come with it

[Nudel]

Granted but I also hope the same

I wish some food now, and cmon I can eat it and no problems doesnt come with it

Granted. There is no problem with it and you can eat it. But you dont like it.

I wish I could have some chocolate now.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted buy you dont like it.

I wish that I could have some chocolate

[Nebula]

Granted, but its melted

I wish that vatipaa was more original (jk )

[Wesley Lawrence]

Granted, but now he will start copying my replies instead.

I wish for a good whiskey.

[Toxic]

Granted, but the bottle breaks as you walk out of the store and the contents drain into the sewer.

I wish for finals to be over and done with already.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but you die

I wish for a good whiskey. @Wesley Lawrence told me

[The Rock]

Granted but then you get rapped by a gang

I wish i could have infinit wishes

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but you can only wish for free minecraft games.

I wish @Overlewd could remove my warning