[yutgjctguc]

Granted, but you need 1000 Government REP to use it (this is a easy job for @D3ST and @Daniel)

I wish my first car could be Chevrolet Suburban 2017

[Vimpto]

granted but its made out of bird shit

I wish i could die

[Cooli]

granted but its made out of bird shit

I wish i could die

you can, but you never will.

I wish @"Arianator" was silver 1

[CeriseVanille]

you can, but you never will.

I wish @"Arianator" was silver 1

Granted, but he will always be better than you.

I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich right now.

[Cooli]

you can, but you never will.

I wish @"Arianator" was silver 1

Granted, but he will always be better than you.

I wish I had a ham and cheese sandwich right now.

he?

Granted but the sandwich is moldy

I wish my feet werent cold.

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but your hands does instead

I wish I could eat some pizza

[Vimpto]

granted but the pizza is pissed on by 5 high men

[Nebula]

Granted but you have a small peepee

I wish i had some pineapple on my pizza

[Nudel]

Granted but the pineapple is rotten and/or tastes like shit.

I wish I could have 10 weeks of vacation.

[Cooli]

Granted but the pineapple  is rotten and/or tastes like shit.

I wish I could have 10 weeks of vacation.

granted, but you have to spend it in russia.

I wish for someone to be promoted to SA.

[CeriseVanille]

granted, but you have to spend it in russia.

I wish for someone to be promoted to SA.

Granted, but they perm you in their first minute as SA.

I wish for three gay men to tinkle on Mike Pence and proceed to have a hot orgy in front of him.

[Nebula]

Granted, But you are Part of the orgy

I wish I had some Apple juice

[The Original bob]

Granted, But it's made of Rotten Apples.

I wish your dick was bigger

[yutgjctguc]

Granted, but it's 2millimeteres, before it was 1

I wish I could be an admin with normal powers, nothing is blockng it, there is no problems with it and I dont get permabanned

[Jompe]

Granted, but a master hacker hacks into your account and changes your password, without anyway of changing it back.

I wish I could teleport.