[yutgjctguc]

Granted but they dont like you

I wish I could visit Italy

[Slowkiller965]

Granted but there is plane crash.

I wish I had a lambo.

[Nebula]

Granted, but it will be taken away by the Police because reasons.

I wish i had 3 cats that like me

[yutgjctguc]

Granted but they lick your face at everytime when they have licked their... You know

I wish I could visit America

[francysol3c]

Granted but they lick your face at everytime when they have licked their... You know

I wish I could visit America

Granted, but your green card applies only to Ferguson, Missouri & your skin turns brown.

I wish my cat to stop mieowing in my ears all the time.

[Nebula]

GRanted, but it meows in your butt instead

I wish that i had a home cinema

[Slowkiller965]

Granted, but you can only play muted movies.

I wish i had the police under my control.

[Nudel]

Granted but there all useless and in a mid-life crisis.

I wish I had Europe under my control. 

[Cooli]

Granted, but I take over after 5 minutes.

I wish @"Nudelsalat im Panzer" was a communist.

[Slowkiller965]

There is no possibility he could be a communist.

I wish I had more money in Grand Theft Auto V

[Cooli]

There is no possibility he could be a communist.

I wish I had more money in Grand Theft Auto V

not how the game works but ok

[Nudel]

There is no possibility he could be a communist.

I wish I had more money in Grand Theft Auto V

not how the game works but ok

It is not possible.

OT: You get 1k and get perma-banned right after it.

[Jen]

I wish that @"Nudelsalat im Panzer"  would remember to wish after granting.

[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

Granted, but you need to remind him

I wish for people to stop posting stuff about posting PR's to people in OOC, as no one gives a literal crap about it

[Nebula]

Granted, but instead they PM you that they post a PR and spam that a few times. You can not block them.

I wish that nobody would reply to this.