Granted but your other one dies
I wish for a 1080 ROG Strix
granted but it only works while streaming my little pony
granted but you can only play my little pony minigames
i wish enzyme appreciated the brilliance of my poems
Granted but now he does not appreciate you anymore.
I wish that Bambo loves me again.
Granted but Bambo gets picked up by the Turkish authorities for suspected homosexual behaviour as a result of your relation with him.
I wish that this thread wasn't necro'd.
Granted but now a 2 year old newcomer thread will be bumped/necro'd.
I wish to have 60 fps on limelight whilst the server is full and everyone uses an HD photon vehicle with all ELS lightning options turned on, ok.
granted but you have bad internet regardless of where you connect to and always lag when in firefights or driving
I wish Overlewd to stop threatening me with sending hentai and finally send them
Granted but I only send you my weird fetish hentai and stuff that can probably land you in jail in Turkey.
I wish my plan to weebify LL moved along faster than it is.
Not granted because weebs are fucking disgusting and you are shot and killed on sight
I was Murdoch Murdoch was unbanned
Granted because he's a fucking legend.
I wish this shitty thread would die
Granted, but Limelight dies too
I wish for a new gpu
Granted, but it will be so fast that it catches on fire and burns your entire house
I wish for my own country where everyone drives a trabant.
Granted, but it's invaded by the US for having weapons of mass destruction.
I wish for a pool, sauna, and hot tub for my fire station.
Granted, but you get locked in the sauna and overheat.
I wish to be sent 100000000000000 bitcoin.
Granted, but the payment didn't come through. So as a Tesco Substitute they sent you a KitKat.
I wish for an inflatable mannequin that can teach me how to swim.
Granted, but it turns out to be a sex doll which is extremely used.
I wish I had the will to live