Granted, but you'll end up puking your guts out as for how it is
I wish No admin would always try to stalk me (a.k.a. Rocket)
Granted, but you are stalked by a Teacher instead.
I wish that I was a millionaire.
Granted, but you instead have a debt of $1,000,000 in Taxes
I wish for Sours to die (jk)
Granted, but you'll always hear his voice in your head...
I wish for a small loan of a million dollars.
Granted, but it must be used within 3 days or the money will be burned in front of your eyes.
I wish for a better laptop.
Granted, but it breaks during shipping.
I wish to not wish.
Granted but your "not a wish" is always going to be a wish.
I wish I had a new gaming chair.
granted but whenever you sit in it it breaks and when you stand up it gets fixed
i wish i could bomb my house
Granted but you wind up inside mid-bombing.
I wish for my 500 yard swim to be done under 5 minutes
Granted, but you die as soon as you do it.
I wish that could actually aim by being trained by Welker ;-)
Granted, but you trained him and he decides to destroy his creator
I wish memes came back to limelight
Granted, but they are out of date.
I wish Welker would create more vid memes
Granted but he memes on you until the end of time.
I wish Project was better at Rocket League
granted but you can only play for 10 seconds a year
i wish would accept my steam request
Granted, but he removes you straight after.
I wish FUMUKU International was active