granted but its made out of bird shit
I wish i could die
Granted but your hands does instead
I wish I could eat some pizza
granted but the pizza is pissed on by 5 high men
Granted but you have a small peepee
I wish i had some pineapple on my pizza
Granted but the pineapple is rotten and/or tastes like shit.
I wish I could have 10 weeks of vacation.
(Apr 23, 2017, 08:51 PM)Nudelsalat im Panzer Wrote: [ -> ]Granted but the pineapple is rotten and/or tastes like shit.
I wish I could have 10 weeks of vacation.
granted, but you have to spend it in russia.
I wish for someone to be promoted to SA.
(Apr 23, 2017, 08:54 PM)Cooli Wrote: [ -> ]granted, but you have to spend it in russia.
I wish for someone to be promoted to SA.
Granted, but they perm you in their first minute as SA.
I wish for three gay men to tinkle on Mike Pence and proceed to have a hot orgy in front of him.
Granted, But you are Part of the orgy
I wish I had some Apple juice
Granted, But it's made of Rotten Apples.
I wish your dick was bigger
Granted, but it's 2millimeteres, before it was 1
I wish I could be an admin with normal powers, nothing is blockng it, there is no problems with it and I dont get permabanned
Granted, but a master hacker hacks into your account and changes your password, without anyway of changing it back.
I wish I could teleport.