Granted, but kids don't like that and leave because they have no new content to extend their incredibly short attention span
I wish admins would stop removing my signature even though it is within guidelines
Granted but now they remove your account for posting """""""""""""offensive""""""""""""""" videos
I wish that we get evocity back
Granted, but you would recieve a permanent suspension.
I wish Internet was a human.
Granted but you become a robot
I wish that I get unbanned
Granted but you get banned for one month after that
I wish I had a better internet connection
Granted but apps that use internet doesnt work for you
I wish that I am faster than in swimming
Granted but now everyone else is faster than you.
I wish staff getting punished for sitting afk on the server and farming hours.
Granted, but Enzyme pardons their punishments with Erotic poems.
I wish for a 3L bottle of pure vodka.
granted but theres also a fart in the bottle
i wish for a BIG willy
Granted but it comes out your head.
I wish for the will to live.
Granted but you hate chocolate then.
I wish to have an unlimited amount of German beer.
Granted but if you drink a bit of it you will die of diarrhoea.
I wish I could afford a chocolate.
Granted but only the 45 cent chocolate from Rewe.
I wish I would receive 10.000€ every month for doing nothing.
granted but 9999 get taken away every time you get paid
i wish for staff to not be corrupt
Granted but now they are never online
I wish that Fin Carre's chocolate bar's price returns to 0.35€ in Lidl