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Enzyme's cheap prositute
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whose name was
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Fantasia Chandelier Glitzwhip
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Sep 28, 2015, 09:51 PM
she's a crusty
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North Korean officer
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Thx bambo gambo dambo sambo lambo jambo rambo.
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who is responsible
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(Sep 28, 2015, 10:16 PM)evilmat360 link Wrote:who is responsible

for the chicken
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Sep 28, 2015, 10:19 PM
in your uncle's
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Sep 28, 2015, 10:31 PM
(Sep 28, 2015, 10:19 PM)evilmat360 link Wrote:in your uncle's

why, anus ofcourse!
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However, the true
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flaccid weenie buffet
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was the downfall
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of the prostitute..
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THE INCREDIBLE STORY OF LIMEY LIMEYNESS SO FAR

Once I decided that I wanted to fuck chickens that were in your uncle's anus, pecking at the outside world. While a big suited fat guy eats his popcorn as he watches the chicken. Then I stepped into a big pile of chicken korma and loudly screamed: "Whats going on?". Suddenly, a wild monkey appears from the suit-guy's anus and proceeds to steal the popcorn coated in feces, which came from the chicken in the moist crab, which clawed onto Enzyme's cheap prostitute whose name was Fantasia Chandelier Glitzwhip. She's a crusty North-Korean officer who is responsible for the chicken in your uncle's, why, anus of course!
However, the true flaccid weenie buffet was the downfall of the prostitute...

CLIFFHANGER TO BE CONTINUED

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(Sep 28, 2015, 11:24 PM)Maniac link Wrote:THE INCREDIBLE STORY OF LIMEY LIMEYNESS SO FAR

Once I decided that I wanted to fuck chickens that were in your uncle's anus, pecking at the outside world. While a big suited fat guy eats his popcorn as he watches the chicken. Then I stepped into a big pile of chicken korma and loudly screamed: "Whats going on?". Suddenly, a wild monkey appears from the suit-guy's anus and proceeds to steal the popcorn coated in feces, which came from the chicken in the moist crab, which clawed onto Enzyme's cheap prostitute whose name was Fantasia Chandelier Glitzwhip. She's a crusty North-Korean officer who is responsible for the chicken in your uncle's, why, anus of course!
However, the true flaccid weenie buffet was the downfall of the prostitute...

CLIFFHANGER TO BE CONTINUED

Do we have direct confirmation that Enzime's flaccid weenie was the downfall of the prostitute? or is it Non-canon?
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