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Prostitute found dead in Backstreet amid Presidential sex scandal

Police and detectives on scene at "Ting Tong's Love Dungeon" on Backstreet

EVOCITY, ID - Detectives at the Marion County Sheriff's Office are investigating after a prostitute was found dead in her residence/place of business on Backstreet, after allegedly being drugged by the EvoCity Council President and Vice President following sexual intercourse.

At approximately 6pm today, the EvoCity Newspaper received a tipoff from an unknown source, implied to be a prostitute, that the President and Vice were engaging in sexual intercourse with prostitutes at a property known as "Ting Tong's Love Dungeon" on Backstreet, just a stone's throw away from the Nexus building. When reporters passed the alleged location of this property to see if it was real, the President's vehicle was noted as being parked outside. 

The President's distinctive classic vehicle parked outside the location

A source later apparently gained an image from inside the location, showing the President and Vice President wearing masks, and with a female on the couch. 

Image provided to ECN from unknown source

Later on, a passing Sheriff's Deputy on foot patrol apparently heard banging noises from upstairs, and discovered the dead prostitute, after the President and Vice President fled the scene quickly as police cars descended on the scene from all around the city. A source close to the government who works at the Nexus told the Newspaper that the President activated his panic button as he fled the scene, causing police to descend to the location. 

Deputies descended on the scene from all around the city, taking up most of Backstreet

After arriving on scene, a woman on scene claimed she was drugged by the President, before she then collapsed, was treated by sheriff medics, and expired before EMS could arrive on scene. 

The President and Vice President of the municipality of EvoCity have both resigned from their positions, and are under investigation by the Sheriff's Department.

More on this story as it unfolds.

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Published: 22 September 2019
Submitted by: Alyce Locke

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[Welker]

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[Russ]

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[Montyfatcat]

Presidential Prostitute Pranged Properly Prior to Presidential Pilfering

[Judge Rage]

Presidential Prostitute Pranged Properly Prior to Presidential Pilfering

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[Montyfatcat]

Presidential Prostitute Pranged Properly Prior to Presidential Pilfering

There's a reason EBC pays you the big bucks for Underground Monthly

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