[Macklemore Enthusiast]

I was on beach n was barried in sand from toe to about shoulder, and I see some miss pretty ladies next 2 me. So i says too them "Ayyyy ladies you ever been with a sandman before?" they just laugh and don't answer. That was not my goal i'm tryin get that pussy. I-i-i-i-i-i-i wanna be in the splash zone, ya know im sayin? So anyway i wasnt done after that. I go in the water to wash off the sand and i come back shirtless and beutiful, and i said 2 them fine ladies "Ayyyyyy ladies you ever been with an aquaman before?" THEY JUST FUCKING LAUGH AND LEAVE THE BEACH, AND NOW IM THINKING BEACH MORE LIKE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway i didnt slay any puss puss, i didnt get in no splash zone, i didnt get 2 eat no roast beef and top it off with my own mayo, but i did get some laughs.


The sad part is i actually did this send help.

[Murdoch Murdoch]

pretty sicc

[Maniac]

goods keks thank u frend

[Enzyme]

I'm just imagination you doing what you said with the Darth Vader of yours.

Never change, Pony. Never change.

[give me the gamemode]

will u ladis b the dank 2 my memes yo