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Real Talk - Macklemore Enthusiast - Jun 15, 2016 I was on beach n was barried in sand from toe to about shoulder, and I see some miss pretty ladies next 2 me. So i says too them "Ayyyy ladies you ever been with a sandman before?" they just laugh and don't answer. That was not my goal i'm tryin get that pussy. I-i-i-i-i-i-i wanna be in the splash zone, ya know im sayin? So anyway i wasnt done after that. I go in the water to wash off the sand and i come back shirtless and beutiful, and i said 2 them fine ladies "Ayyyyyy ladies you ever been with an aquaman before?" THEY JUST FUCKING LAUGH AND LEAVE THE BEACH, AND NOW IM THINKING BEACH MORE LIKE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway i didnt slay any puss puss, i didnt get in no splash zone, i didnt get 2 eat no roast beef and top it off with my own mayo, but i did get some laughs. The sad part is i actually did this send help. RE: Real Talk - Murdoch Murdoch - Jun 15, 2016 pretty sicc RE: Real Talk - Maniac - Jun 15, 2016 goods keks thank u frend RE: Real Talk - Enzyme - Jun 19, 2016 I'm just imagination you doing what you said with the Darth Vader of yours. Never change, Pony. Never change. RE: Real Talk - give me the gamemode - Jun 20, 2016 will u ladis b the dank 2 my memes yo |