[Invoker]

This is the weakest roasting I've ever seen

[yutgjctguc]

You are the weakest person living on earth

[Invoker]

You are the weakest person living on earth

At least I'm not of an ethnicity that is a mongrel race and a halfbreed of Slavs and Gooks

[Enzyme]

Really good at painting themselves as a bigoted racist, and as someone I clearly wouldn't get along with.

[yutgjctguc]

Forgots to move my bug report, what a superadmin.

[Invoker]

Really good at painting themselves as a bigoted racist, and as someone I clearly wouldn't get along with.

NOW WE'RE TALKING BABY

[Enzyme]

Well this thread died. Let's try to kick-start it again.

If only I could invoke a few of the extra chromosomes you've stolen from other people! There are better ways for compensating for a small penis than by being a toxic chromosome-thief using racial slurs online.

Also, your roasts are as unoriginal and as boring as the porn-scenes she records in her off-time to help financially support her cellar-dwelling porn-addicted son. It's not easy being the mother of a child she knows she's gonna have to support for the rest of her life. You're also the reason why she's pro-abortion.

(Lmao I might have taken this too far, if I have then I apologise c: 
Also, I'm sure your mother is a stellar and respectable mother with nothing but love for you )

I want savage af roasts in this thread, just make them less racial.

[Wesley Lawrence]

As we are now involving our dearest, most innocent mothers into this blood bath of a roast thread... I present to you, the weakest roast ever.

Enzyme, stop trying to be the man that your mom is. By the way... does she have such a deep voice from deepthroating all day, too? If she does, you can send her my way so I can pøke her real good.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the Norswedish mother give you?"
Student: "aids''

I am so incredibly bad at roasting people, love me please.

[Enzyme]

Dear Wes.

I challenged you to a roast-off and you spent 51 minutes writing that out.. I've heard that you're a slow one but jesus fuck. Considering by how slow you are it's basically confirmed that you were artificially made in a test-tube because you wouldn't be able to swim for shit against against all the other sperm-cells. You've required assistance since before your birth. Insulting you should be considered a hate crime as it's basically like I'm challenging a paralyzed abortion-gone-wrong to an MMA fight.

Since you're of the slow type I'll make this easier for you to understand:

You are slow.
Don't ever try to roast me again.
You should thank your mother for not dropping you off outside a nursery home as a child (implying that's exactly what didn't happen).

Again, I thought that no-one would be as unoriginal with roasts as someone like Invoker but I guess you're only good at disappointing people and coming last in every competition. I'd sink down to your level by insulting your nationality, but insulting someone from Netherlands is like telling a retarded kid that he is in fact retarded, you being from Netherlands is an insult enough. It's only impressive however that you're even more insignificant than the country you're from. The good thing however is that you can save up enough money after a few years to afford the cheapest hooker in your neighborhood that isn't actually your mother for a change who has to give you "free-bees".

Peace!

[Toxic]

[Wesley Lawrence]

I now name him Roastmaster General.

[Lord Octagon]

Your eyebrows could hide Anne Frank.

[yutgjctguc]

Im teaching him even he's a teacher

[Lord Octagon]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[yutgjctguc]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Im already dead, so you cant kill me