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Oct 2, 2015, 01:22 AM
animal crawled from
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#77
Oct 2, 2015, 12:34 PM
THE STORY CONTINUES

Once I decided that I wanted to fuck chickens that were in your uncle's anus, pecking at the outside world. While a big suited fat guy ate his popcorn as he watched the chicken. Then I stepped into a big pile of chicken korma and loudly screamed: "Whats going on?". Suddenly, a wild monkey appeared from the suit-guy's anus and proceeded to steal the popcorn coated in feces, which came from the chicken in the moist crab, which clawed onto Enzyme's cheap prostitute whose name was Fantasia Chandelier Glitzwhip. She's a crusty North-Korean officer who is responsible for the chicken in your uncle's, why, anus of course!
However, the true flaccid weenie buffet was the downfall of the prostitute... for she was allergic to all of Enzyme's small talk about dicks that fascinates him. And even though he loves George the anus chicken and his prostitute, he could never have a threesome with a bear who would stare at you.

My toe was very erect from this flaccid winnie. After staring into your eyes, I saw a Michael Bay film containing lots of peaceful loving explosions. What happened after was really fucked up. He ate his spicy Pilau rice and caught aids. Suddenly a large animal crawled from my own anus as well! and fell on...

added 5 words pls dont hate me

Edit: fucc u lods
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#78
Oct 2, 2015, 05:32 PM
(Oct 2, 2015, 12:34 PM)Maniac link Wrote:THE STORY CONTINUES

Once I decided that I wanted to fuck chickens that were in your uncle's anus, pecking at the outside world. While a big suited fat guy ate his popcorn as he watched the chicken. Then I stepped into a big pile of chicken korma and loudly screamed: "Whats going on?". Suddenly, a wild monkey appeared from the suit-guy's anus and proceeded to steal the popcorn coated in feces, which came from the chicken in the moist crab, which clawed onto Enzyme's cheap prostitute whose name was Fantasia Chandelier Glitzwhip. She's a crusty North-Korean officer who is responsible for the chicken in your uncle's, why, anus of course!
However, the true flaccid weenie buffet was the downfall of the prostitute... for she was allergic to all of Enzyme's small talk about dicks that fascinates him. And even though he loves George the anus chicken and his prostitute, he could never have a threesome with a bear who would stare at you.

My toe was very erect from this flaccid winnie. After staring into your eyes, I saw a Michael Bay film containing lots of peaceful loving explosions. What happened after was really fucked up. He ate his spicy Pilau rice and caught aids. Suddenly a large animal crawled from my own anus as well!

added 5 words pls dont hate me

Scrub, get it right.

and fell on
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#79
Oct 2, 2015, 10:12 PM
the end
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#80
Oct 3, 2015, 02:55 PM
of someones
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#81
Oct 3, 2015, 03:37 PM
mouth which smelt
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like old
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#83
Oct 4, 2015, 01:21 AM
shit from
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#84
Oct 4, 2015, 02:04 AM
Enzyme's Cheap Prostitute's
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#85
Oct 4, 2015, 05:14 PM
Tandoori chicken
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Oct 4, 2015, 06:49 PM
died and now
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Oct 4, 2015, 07:53 PM
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Oct 4, 2015, 08:11 PM
some Tikka Masala.
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Oct 5, 2015, 01:47 PM
lasange in my
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Trabant. It was
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