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The Supreme High Council of the Pukka

Global domination since 1965.

The Supreme High Council of the Pukka

It all started one evening in South London. The local chippy had been opened after a while since the windows had been smashed in by an angry drunkard. After a long night of all the locals enjoying the chip shop, a group of suited thugs from around the same area walked in. At this very moment the creation of the gang began. Through amounts of violence and aggression the suited thugs bonded and merged together with the less fortunate, with the help of a pukka pie.

The folk sat all night long eating and discussing the greatness that is the steak and kidney, chicken and mushroom, mince beef and onion and meat and potato pies. With the help of the wealthy business men, the group of companions invested a large sum of money into the production of pukka pies. This money, though it seemed to be going towards their lovely pies, were invested into some other things.

Inside the main factory of the pukka pies, there were some shady men. Taking profits from the delicious creations and using it for their own 'business'. These men realized that as the popularity of the pies were rising, they would get more profits. As the profits reached copious amounts, they thought that they could achieve much more, and be much more. That's when they started getting into the deeper world of pie-related crime.

As the gang realized that all of their income was based off the Pukka Industry, they needed to defend the warehouses that contained the ingredients. More important, however, was the secret ingredient factory in the countryside environment of Cornwall. Many people had tried to steal the secret ingredient, but they haven't managed. This is when they went into the purchasing of arms and other defense measures.

As the popularity of pie increased in South London, competitors started rising from the bottom. There were a few gangs created to rival the pukkas, but to no prevail. One gang tried their best by stealing their profits, Mr. Kipling Kids. They devised a plan to steal £2,000,000 worth of steak and kidney ingredients from the pukka pie warehouse based in Leicestershire. The plan was rock solid, but had one problem, the Pukka Pie Gang had a man on the inside. The Kipling Kids waited until night to strike, little did they know that 'The Gang' already knew what was coming. They had prepared for the perfect ambush on the attackers. It was a massacre, but not a single drop of Pukka Juice was shed from the defending men that night. It was pure victory for the men of the Pukka industry.

Not all conflicts for The Pukka Pie Gang ended up victorious, however. One merciless battle with the Fray Bentos Boys started when we entered their territory in a industrial district in North West London. They didn't take kindly to the Pukka-based expansion being developed in their territory. Many a pukka pies fell upon the ground of the industrial district. Days upon days of merciless fighting occurred due to our false moves. Nobody was safe from succumbing the dark end, which is death by lead. Many of the gang member were found deceased upon the grounds of these factories. We may have lost a battle, but the war was not over.

With most of our enemies out of the picture, we started expanding into different countries. Again and again it was a slaughterous victory for the pukka gang. The only real rivalry they found was in France, the baguette band. A group of ex-musicians who dedicated their life to the true meaning of the baguette. We had to conduct a mass execution of their members off the Eiffel Tower. We had members on the inside of their factories turning up the heat of the oven, so the baguettes would be over cooked causing a large proportion of their profits to be removed from circulation. They soon succumbed to the large, greater power of The Pukka.

As the Pukkas populated other countries, some remained resilient to the overwhelming power of The Pukka. The higher ranks in the gang started to rule out some countries that the Pukka could not influence. Some countries remained neutral, with small pockets of dissidence. Some countries would not fall to the pukkas, and the gang realized that. Only a few countries couldn't be invaded with the pukka goodness. This is a small amount of countries, and not necessary for development of the industry.

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As the pukka gangs shennanigans throughout the years came to an end a few pukka gang elitists rose to claim the power vaccuum that was now available, these elitists formed The Supreme High Council of the Spilendiferous Pukka Pie. These men assumed control of the buisness but behind a veil of shadows, their main methods of assuming control diverted from warfare to manipulation and misdirection. This veil over these individuals allowed them to resume their everyday lives with no-one batting an eye at the people potentially out to cut their throats and take their corporations. The council's power quickly spread throughout the many cities that the pukka gang controlled, this time they ruled with an iron fist.




What we do:

The only defence is a offense:

We control all manner of people that will torch our enemies to the ground. Inflicting hard and painful punishments for the people that get in our way. They do the fighting if shit hits the fan. They do the expanding.They do the manipulation and misdirection. They are the key to spreading the pukka influence across the globe.

The Ranks:

Supreme High Councillor - This is the head guy. The Elitist that sits on the throne of the High Council. He commands his High Councillors to pass on orders to the legion of fanatic Pukka troops. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty.

High Councillor - These are the men that give the orders to the legion of swathing men and women. These people can make decisions if the Supreme High Councillor is not present, these possess the authority to mastermind council-changing decisions on their own.

Pukka Elitist - The pinnacle of Pukka warfare can only be achieved by these veterans of the council. They rule an iron fist over the battlefield and overrule the decisions of lowly vindicators.

Pukka Vindicators - These avengists are destined to do the dirty work the council bestowes before them. This could range from assassination to lucrative factory work. Expect to be looked down upon, unless one redeems themselves.

Members:

Supreme High Councillor: Ross Kemp

High Councillor: Velarian Mengsk and Jeoffery Mengsk

Pukka Elitist:

Pukka Vindicators:


Reminder: Anybody is free to leave the clan at any time.

Alliances:

The Council has no allies.

Enemies:

The Council has no enemies.

War:

The Pukka Gang is not at war, yet.

[align=center]The Pinacle of success of the High Council's is the 'Ultimate' Pukka pie, kept deep within the Council's vaults, it is the only remaining hope of the elitists, the only thing that could dismantle such a force.

Rules:

Respect the people higher than you.
The product is the number one priority.
Don't disobey orders from superiors.
Trolling can result in a kick or ban from the gang.
Tell a commander or high commander if you cannot attend a meeting.
Don't threat other members.
Don't steal from other members.
Try not to aim weaponry at friendlies.
Don't give away classified information.
Don't do any aggressive acts without superior permission; Pukka Gang will not be held accounted for for your actions.

Requirements:

Maximum bans: 5
Good knowledge of English; communication is key.
Have a good reputation; don't be known for negative things.
Know how to follow orders.

Application Form

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IC information:

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[color=#FF0000]Closing notes: Pictures from RPs, builds and other events will be added at a later date.[/color]

[Judge Rage]

> don't know if troll or serious

[The Imaginative Lad]

My brother pointed something out to me in the chip shop earlier about the Pukka pie and now seeing the top picture just cracked me up

[Judge Rage]

[quote author=Judge Rage link=topic=317.msg2979#msg2979 date=1438548216]
> don't know if troll or serious

Nor do it

[me=Lord Octagon]scratches his head.[/me]
[/quote]


Did you mean "I"?

[TheMJ]

Good luck with...er.....the clan?

[Safira]

If this is legit... good luck.

If not, it conflicts with General Rule 4 (Do not troll on serious forums) and you have 24 hours to remove it.

Ta,
Safira

[Smex]

If this is legit... good luck.

If not, it conflicts with General Rule 4 (Do not troll on serious forums) and you have 24 hours to remove it.

Ta,
Safira

We didn't spend 3 hours writing a back story for a joke.

[franku]

glhf
pukka pies are amazing, maybe i should apply

[builderboy123]

Memes. That's all I have to say.

Good luck with the cult clan?

[Nexus]

The first picture is amazing. Good luck!

[Vedette]

good luck man.

[Jordy]

Back in business!

[General Rickets]

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