[Welker]

Artist portrayal of Cornelius

The beloved Cornelius Hightower, aged 86, has died. The lively great, great grandfather died at the hands of his son this evening by a crossbow bolt during a trip to the bathroom. Cornelius leaves behind 10 children, 47 grandchildren and 34 great grandchildren. Cornelius rebuilt his family's wealth and prestige following the death of his father. Cornelius would proudly state many times over the years how he'd westeled a brown bear to a tie as well as many other wild claims that often turned out being true. 

Cornelius himself was born in 1933, he was raised in Kensington and was the eldest of 5 siblings. Cornelius served as head of the family and guided the Hightower’s to great wealth and influence for many decades before passing the position to his successor and grandson, Alistair Hightower who served ever since.

 

Funeral proceedings will likely commence tomorrow, and a public announcement will be made to inform attendees. 

[Tom*]

A Truly Sad loss for all Hightowers and Citizens alike.

[Zaidplays]

RIP Cornelius,

may your soul rest in peace.

[Judge Rage]

Jack Kruger (currently on holiday) of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation sends his regards. The acting Director of WY-SEC will deliver a fuller message on his behalf tomorrow.

[Gmans DAD]

I call his money

[WZSteve]

On behalf of the Baumann Family as well as the Marion County Sheriff's Office - Highway Patrol Division, I am very saddened to hear of the loss of a Pillar of our community. Our hearts go out you the Hightowers in this time of sorrow and you are in our hearts and prayers. If there is anything the Baumann Family or the MCSO can do during this time please do not hesitate to reach out to myself or Sheriff Jack Mondays (@Reebs).

[Jeff Ford]

Executive Office of the President,
Nexus - Federal Government of Evo,
Press Statement



FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE


President Ford’s Statement on the Death of Cornelius Hightower


“Evo has lost a great philanthropist, celebrity, hero and family man. His death will be mourned in Evo, and also in other countries, like in Rockford, the United Kingdom and the United States.


I give my greatest sympathies to the Family, wholly affected by his death and I hope to attend the Funeral, since I could not attend his birthday.


It’s time to mourn, Evo, we lost a great one.”


















Written by: The Honorable Jeff W. Ford Ph.D,
The President of the Federal Republic of Evo.


Released by: EOP - Office of the Press Secretary.

[Yug Lanimirc]

[BasicallyMental]

[Admiral.]

[Jen]

WY-SEC 
161st Field Operations Division
Floor 5,
WY Building,
1 Mainstreet,
EvoCity, ID 
83616

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

EVOCITY, ID - OCTOBER 14, 2019



Dear Hightower Family,

On behalf of Weyland-Yutani Corporation, we are shocked at the recent news of the passing of Mr Hightower. We give our greatest condolences to Mr Hightower's family and friends during this time. As always we will provide our services towards the Hightower family working alongside you during this time of griefing. If any support is needed, please contact us as soon as possible and we will happily provide any assistance to you.


May he rest in peace,

Rob Holland,
Deputy Director of Operations,
161st Field Division.

[kellekerell]

George Savage
Corleone Estate 3A
11111 EvoCity 

I would like to express that the death of Cornelius Hightower III is truly a big loss, the family must go through a hard time right now. I personally did not have lots of contact with Hightower III but I definitely know how warm-hearted and welcoming he was. My condolences on his passing.

I wish only the best for the family and his close friends during this period of mourning.

Sincerely,

George Savage

[Taylor]

Another one bites the dust.

*sweet bass riff*

[Welker]

Another one bites the dust.

*sweet bass riff*

wow thats offensive

[greg]

old guy goes to the bathroom and fucking dies