[Kimpow]

Once upon a time, a group of merry individuals soared to the Town Hall to participate in a festivity held by the President.
With music, they tried to enjoy themselves as a group. The merry individuals were like a complete brotherhood that formed a bond near the Christmas tree. The flickering lights of the tree lit up their faces, perhaps even bright than their smiles ever could. 

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Cakes, alcoholic beverages and coffee have all been put in place to satisfy the waiting adventurers. What are they waiting for, you ask? Santa Clause of course! 

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Whilst the Town Hall is filled with the sounds of merry laughter a squeaky “Ho ho ho..” can be heard. The gathered merry men look around, eagerly trying to be the first to spot Santa! For a bunch of adult men they sure do seem to get excited by the idea of Santa coming in town.. 

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Their cheering and laughter was soon eradicated by the appearance of a false creature: The Minge! Even worse than the Grinch. The Minge is a creature ready to tear your fun apart and some tales even say he steals your presents and makes them his own! A foul creature..  He is usually seen wearing a jeans and an out-of-fashion shirt.

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The band of jolly souls are heavily armed however! They armed themselves with heavy weaponry to exterminate any foul being trying to ruin their Christmas spirit! One man, a valiant individual took up arms against the Minge.  

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The Minge took his weapon out of his trousers as soon as he saw the jolly man’s weaponry! Alas, the first shot was fired against the Minge. The jolly Asian man did not relent, continuing to fire his rounds at the Minge in an order to stop his chaotic ways! 

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Floored, the Minge was unable to defend himself. His fate was met..  A single bullet to the head created such a mess on the lovely carpet floor.  

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What can we learn of this tale? Do not steal, children. For your brains will end up covering the lovely carpet floor, just like the gray mass of the Minge.

Have a merry Christmas! 

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- A tale by KimmyPanda

[Jeff Ford]

Oh.
Good.
God.

[jess]

hey I had no partake in these activities, this title is spoiling my name!