Hey @
Daley , Billy Jeans here, owner of the Billy Jeans' Jean Jacket Store.
Just dropping by to inform you that Karrington is now under my ownership and will therefore remain open.
When I first went there to stake out my competition the owner scoffed at me, due to my attire being 100% consisting of jean cloth, clearly suffering from a mixture of bad sight and retardations, fruit of his family's continuous consanguinity. To be totally honest I pitied him at first, that was until he tries having me kicked out for, and I quote "lack of class and not wearing pants in my establishment", Appalled, I challenged him to a duel with a customary slapping with a nice long thick log of frozen feces I carry around in a cooler for such occasions.
My challenge was taken upon and we met behind the Nexus at midnight later that day. The duel consisted on a 1 versus 1 naked and armed combat in which we could only yield a net bag of 12 fresh tangerines- the first one to blink during the lengthy exchange of blows would lose! Needless to say we wouldn't be having this conversation had I not waddled out of the area as the victor. You see, before the fight I took a key precaution that granted me this victory, I removed my eye lids with a pair of scissors and placed them in my fridge for later reattachment. Poor bastard never stood a chance.
He contested the result, upon which I saw myself forced to take out my trust ass hammer, which is a heavy claw-hammer I keep lodged near my colon in case there's an emergency and a beautiful painting or portrait are in dire need of being nailed to a wall. I am not ashamed to say that head cracked like a coconut.
Well, as direct result of the duel's arrangement, and also of @
Brennan's death, Karrington's is now in my possession and the entire hierarchy it employed is now under my command. Which reminds me, you're all fired. Karrington's facilities will be used as storage room for my excess samples of jean cloth, as well as my medicinal jars of boiled cum.
I'd be thankful if you were to not close this thread as I will be taking in applications for storage logistics and management, as well as a ledger to list the movements and storage of the varied sorts of items that should pass through those doors in the coming decade.
Best regards,
Billy Jeans