[Welker]

 

Greetings,

As a result of internal discussion, our hiring policies and application templates have been updated. Therefore, our application questions have been improved and extended in order to provide is with more in-depth information.

Two pending applications that were sent privately must be redone and sent in order to be considered for employment.

Below is a copy of the new application template

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Rubicon Enterprises

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OOC Information

Name:
Profile Link:
SteamID:
Age: 
Rate your activity (1-10)
Amount of Hours Played in Garry's Mod:
Amount of Hours Played in Limelight:
Time Zone: 
REPs Received:
Capable of Speaking Fluent English? (Y/N)
Membership (Y/N)
How many bans do you have?
How many blacklist do you have?
Have you been in any other clans? If so, which one(s):

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In-Character Information

Full Name: 
Date of Application:
Gender:
Date of Birth:
Place of Birth:
Telephone Number:
Mobile Number:
Social Security Number: 
Previous Employment:
Current Address:
Zip Code:
Criminal Record: (Y/N)
Relevant Qualifications:
Languages Fluently Capable:  
Why should we employ you?
Do you have any references within Rubicon Enterprises? If so, list them:

[mr_rowan13]

[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]OOC Information[/font]

[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Name: Billy Jeans[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Profile Link: I'm banned from facebook for posting pictures of my ass with my cheeks spread open I felt something odd down there during one of my weekly wipes and it was a lump and I was afraid it would be cancer so I went to the Doctors Without Borders page and I posted the pictures on their wall and they reported me to facebook!!!! by the way don't worry it was just a lost gummy bear stuck on an ass-fold, false alarm everybody.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]SteamID: What do you need my ID for AM I BEING DETAINED?[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Age: The Modern Age[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Rate your activity (1-10) 0 I have never gotten laid unless you count that one time I brushed against an old man on a movie ticket line I would be a shame to the Jeans family if I didn't have 35 cousins all of which with an average of 7 kids each.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Amount of Hours Played in Garry's Mod: 0,0000000003 (accidentally launched the game before unplugging my power supply... with an axe)[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Amount of Hours Played in Limelight: I hate citrus fruits especially limes it makes my face contort a lot and it reminds me of the face my dad made after he'd beat me to a bloody pulp with the home chainsaw.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Time Zone: I am fairly sure I inhabit the zone... whatever that is.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]REPs Received: I've never been given a rap I only listen to country.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Capable of Speaking Fluent English? I speak american[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Membership (Y/N) I was a member of the KKK until I was expelled for continuously dressing up in a jean cloth version of the traditional attire [/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]How many bans do you have? 40[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]How many blacklist do you have? Didn't I just tell you I was a member of the KKK????? All my lists are HUWITE and PROUD thank you very much![/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Have you been in any other clans? If so, which one(s): I've been in the klan. [/font]

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[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]In-Character Information[/font]

[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Full Name: Billy Jeans[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Date of Application: 03/04/2007 (submited via Internet Explorer wow an internet explorer joke lmfao how OUTDATED CAN YOU GET RETARD??????? yea THATS THE POINT, DOUBLE WHAMMY, BOY)[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Gender: Man[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Date of Birth: I was hatched by a lizard I don't remember when but it was cold[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Place of Birth: the floor[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Telephone Number: 911[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Mobile Number: I have a cord phone and it doesn't work[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Social Security Number: There are no government records of me[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Previous Employment: I used to work on my uncle's Jean Pants store until our family had a fallout and got broken off into the Jeans Family Not The Jackets who only made jean pants and Jeans Family Not The Pants which only produces jean jackets, not the pants, which is also what I do, the jackets, not the pants, I do wear pants, but they're made of jean jackets, being worn as pants, so my pant's are jackets, not pants.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Current Address: ilovejeanwearingfatties@jeanlovers.com[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Zip Code: my jackets tend to have buttons not zippers those are mostly for pants not the jackets but I have considered adding more zippers into some of my designs
[/font]Record: (Y/N) I attempted to eat nothing but attic moss for a month and by the end of it I was shitting 3 barrels worth of a lighter than water substance with no fatty properties whatsoever almost as if my soul was slowly leaking out of my ass and ever since then I lost all forms of empathy for other people or any living being what so ever I stepped on a mealworm the other day and did I feel sorry? did I shed a tear? was I shivery from the cold of having the looming shadow of remorse over my head for the next several weeks? No, and honestly, whatever worries I had were mostly introspective fears in regards to the loss of my own humanity. Where was I going with this... oh yea I have no recording devices on me.

[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Relevant Qualifications: I qualified in 4th of the fastest downhill running athletes of my hometown (there were a total of 4 competitors), I'm capable of licking my own wrists but only the right one because my left arm is disproportionally fat and it gets jammed underneath my left man-tiddy whenever I try moving it above the shoulder height, I am capable of blinking my eyes in rapid succession as a defense mechanism against bright light sources or if I get really bored and want to pretend I live in a power-point presentation, I can see in the dark with nothing else other than a mere flashlight, I've been recognized as a professional jeans craftsman having built a real life scale waffle tower (the french monument), a pizza tower (the italian monument) and a turkey (the country, also real life scale) all using only jean cloth for jackets, not the pants, in a record time of 187 hours 90 of which were spent sleeping.
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[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Languages Fluently Capable:  I speak both capable and disabled american.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Why should we employ you? Because I really want a job at Decepticon Enterprises so I can kill Michael Bay and his stupid talking car movies and I am the perfect fit for the role *disclaimer I do not fit in most cars, regardless, my jean business is doing great and I need to branch out a little and diversify my porfolio so I can begin new fashion lines by myself in the future.
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[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Do you have any references within Rubicon Enterprises? If so, list them: Yes I do have several preferences I'd like to have catered while in Rhubarb Intraprizes:
[/font]1) life time supply of rhubarbs, rhubarb based food coloring and rhubarb based candy;
2) I want my office to be at a corner of the building so both walls can be a window and a wall;
3) I want the desk, the floor and the ceiling to be made entirely out of jean cloth;
4) my bathroom must be a hole on the floor, in the toppest of floors just like my office, so I can shit out ideas, compliments and criticism directly into the cafeteria's soup pan;
5) I will be addressed only by Oh Lord Almighty God King Emperor Jeans of Northern Jeanland, Southern Jeanland, Eastern Jeanland, Western Jeanland, Middle Jeanland and Outter Jeanland, Referee of the Cloth, Admiral of The Wind, Master of the Sun, Captain of the Moon, Chief of Rain, Cool Guy We All Love;
6) When within 15 feet of me you may only breath at 30 second intervals and each breath cannot exceed 80% of your total lung capacity which will be evaluated and registered prior to the renewal of your contract in Rubix Cubeindustries effective immidiately when I set foot in the building on day 1
7) All forms of communication within the company's premises are painted-snail based, so you're allowed to write on a snail as much as possible with a white marker and then you let it loose and hope someone reads it and that it makes sense along with the other 10'000 snails that have randomly generated sentences which are also released into the company's building every month, to mix things up. Oh you get 5 snails to write on per day.

Good luck.
- Billy Jeans

[Welker]

[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]OOC Information[/font]

[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Name: Billy Jeans[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Profile Link: I'm banned from facebook for posting pictures of my ass with my cheeks spread open I felt something odd down there during one of my weekly wipes and it was a lump and I was afraid it would be cancer so I went to the Doctors Without Borders page and I posted the pictures on their wall and they reported me to facebook!!!! by the way don't worry it was just a lost gummy bear stuck on an ass-fold, false alarm everybody.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]SteamID: What do you need my ID for AM I BEING DETAINED?[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Age: The Modern Age[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Rate your activity (1-10) 0 I have never gotten laid unless you count that one time I brushed against an old man on a movie ticket line I would be a shame to the Jeans family if I didn't have 35 cousins all of which with an average of 7 kids each.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Amount of Hours Played in Garry's Mod: 0,0000000003 (accidentally launched the game before unplugging my power supply... with an axe)[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Amount of Hours Played in Limelight: I hate citrus fruits especially limes it makes my face contort a lot and it reminds me of the face my dad made after he'd beat me to a bloody pulp with the home chainsaw.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Time Zone: I am fairly sure I inhabit the zone... whatever that is.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]REPs Received: I've never been given a rap I only listen to country.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Capable of Speaking Fluent English? I speak american[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Membership (Y/N) I was a member of the KKK until I was expelled for continuously dressing up in a jean cloth version of the traditional attire [/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]How many bans do you have? 40[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]How many blacklist do you have? Didn't I just tell you I was a member of the KKK????? All my lists are HUWITE and PROUD thank you very much![/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Have you been in any other clans? If so, which one(s): I've been in the klan. [/font]

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[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]In-Character Information[/font]

[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Full Name: Billy Jeans[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Date of Application: 03/04/2007 (submited via Internet Explorer wow an internet explorer joke lmfao how OUTDATED CAN YOU GET RETARD??????? yea THATS THE POINT, DOUBLE WHAMMY, BOY)[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Gender: Man[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Date of Birth: I was hatched by a lizard I don't remember when but it was cold[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Place of Birth: the floor[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Telephone Number: 911[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Mobile Number: I have a cord phone and it doesn't work[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Social Security Number: There are no government records of me[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Previous Employment: I used to work on my uncle's Jean Pants store until our family had a fallout and got broken off into the Jeans Family Not The Jackets who only made jean pants and Jeans Family Not The Pants which only produces jean jackets, not the pants, which is also what I do, the jackets, not the pants, I do wear pants, but they're made of jean jackets, being worn as pants, so my pant's are jackets, not pants.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Current Address: ilovejeanwearingfatties@jeanlovers.com[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Zip Code: my jackets tend to have buttons not zippers those are mostly for pants not the jackets but I have considered adding more zippers into some of my designs
[/font]Record: (Y/N) I attempted to eat nothing but attic moss for a month and by the end of it I was shitting 3 barrels worth of a lighter than water substance with no fatty properties whatsoever almost as if my soul was slowly leaking out of my ass and ever since then I lost all forms of empathy for other people or any living being what so ever I stepped on a mealworm the other day and did I feel sorry? did I shed a tear? was I shivery from the cold of having the looming shadow of remorse over my head for the next several weeks? No, and honestly, whatever worries I had were mostly introspective fears in regards to the loss of my own humanity. Where was I going with this... oh yea I have no recording devices on me.

[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Relevant Qualifications: I qualified in 4th of the fastest downhill running athletes of my hometown (there were a total of 4 competitors), I'm capable of licking my own wrists but only the right one because my left arm is disproportionally fat and it gets jammed underneath my left man-tiddy whenever I try moving it above the shoulder height, I am capable of blinking my eyes in rapid succession as a defense mechanism against bright light sources or if I get really bored and want to pretend I live in a power-point presentation, I can see in the dark with nothing else other than a mere flashlight, I've been recognized as a professional jeans craftsman having built a real life scale waffle tower (the french monument), a pizza tower (the italian monument) and a turkey (the country, also real life scale) all using only jean cloth for jackets, not the pants, in a record time of 187 hours 90 of which were spent sleeping.
[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Languages Fluently Capable:  I speak both capable and disabled american.[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Why should we employ you? Because I really want a job at Decepticon Enterprises so I can kill Michael Bay and his stupid talking car movies and I am the perfect fit for the role *disclaimer I do not fit in most cars, regardless, my jean business is doing great and I need to branch out a little and diversify my porfolio so I can begin new fashion lines by myself in the future.
[/font]
[font=open_sansregular, Arial, sans-serif]Do you have any references within Rubicon Enterprises? If so, list them: Yes I do have several preferences I'd like to have catered while in Rhubarb Intraprizes:
[/font]1) life time supply of rhubarbs, rhubarb based food coloring and rhubarb based candy;
2) I want my office to be at a corner of the building so both walls can be a window and a wall;
3) I want the desk, the floor and the ceiling to be made entirely out of jean cloth;
4) my bathroom must be a hole on the floor, in the toppest of floors just like my office, so I can shit out ideas, compliments and criticism directly into the cafeteria's soup pan;
5) I will be addressed only by Oh Lord Almighty God King Emperor Jeans of Northern Jeanland, Southern Jeanland, Eastern Jeanland, Western Jeanland, Middle Jeanland and Outter Jeanland, Referee of the Cloth, Admiral of The Wind, Master of the Sun, Captain of the Moon, Chief of Rain, Cool Guy We All Love;
6) When within 15 feet of me you may only breath at 30 second intervals and each breath cannot exceed 80% of your total lung capacity which will be evaluated and registered prior to the renewal of your contract in Rubix Cubeindustries effective immidiately when I set foot in the building on day 1
7) All forms of communication within the company's premises are painted-snail based, so you're allowed to write on a snail as much as possible with a white marker and then you let it loose and hope someone reads it and that it makes sense along with the other 10'000 snails that have randomly generated sentences which are also released into the company's building every month, to mix things up. Oh you get 5 snails to write on per day.

Good luck.
- Billy Jeans

Dear  Mr. Jeans,

Thank you for submitting an application for our open position. We have reviewed your application and concluded that our requirements differ from the experience and education detailed in your information. We will retain your information on file and will contact you if our situation changes.

Kind Regards,

      

Chief Executive Officer

Chief Operating Officer

[Ollie630]

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OOC Information

Name:
Constrictor

Profile Link:
steamcommunity.com/id/ollie630

SteamID:
STEAM_0:1:59960025

Age:
13

Rate your activity (1-10)
8

Amount of Hours Played in Garry's Mod:
2094

Amount of Hours Played in Limelight:
987

Time Zone:
GMT/BST

REPs Received:
8

Capable of Speaking Fluent English? (Y/N)
Yes

Membership (Y/N)
Yes

How many bans do you have?
6 (My last ban was over a year ago)

How many blacklist do you have?
12 (Last one was over a year ago & 6 were PTE so they count as 3 for one offence)

Have you been in any other clans? If so, which one(s):
Cerberus International, Bulwark.

In-Character Information

Full Name:
Ollie Clarke

Date of Application:
03/09/2017

Gender:
Male

Date of Birth:
28/07/1992

Place of Birth:
EvoCity Hospital

Telephone Number:
+1-202-555-0158

Mobile Number:
001 415 570 4576

Social Security Number:
307-54-0397

Previous Employment:
EvoAccountants.

Current Address:
3 Richard Drive, Rockford

Zip Code:
72716

Criminal Record: (Y/N)
No.

Relevant Qualifications:
Maths, Degree in business & marketing.

Languages Fluently Capable:  
English.

Why should we employ you?
One of the reasons why you should employ me is my experience with both accounting. My experience means that I know what I am doing, and can do the job assigned to me with ease. Also, I am very resilient. This skill means that if I am assigned a task, I will keep going until I have finished it to the best of my ability. 

Do you have any references within Rubicon Enterprises? If so, list them:
N/A.

[Welker]

[Image: fPTRwdn.png]


OOC Information

Name:
Constrictor

Profile Link:
steamcommunity.com/id/ollie630

SteamID:
STEAM_0:1:59960025

Age:
13

Rate your activity (1-10)
8

Amount of Hours Played in Garry's Mod:
2094

Amount of Hours Played in Limelight:
987

Time Zone:
GMT/BST

REPs Received:
8

Capable of Speaking Fluent English? (Y/N)
Yes

Membership (Y/N)
Yes

How many bans do you have?
6 (My last ban was over a year ago)

How many blacklist do you have?
12 (Last one was over a year ago & 6 were PTE so they count as 3 for one offence)

Have you been in any other clans? If so, which one(s):
Cerberus International, Bulwark.

In-Character Information

Full Name:
Ollie Clarke

Date of Application:
03/09/2017

Gender:
Male

Date of Birth:
28/07/1992

Place of Birth:
EvoCity Hospital

Telephone Number:
+1-202-555-0158

Mobile Number:
001 415 570 4576

Social Security Number:
307-54-0397

Previous Employment:
EvoAccountants.

Current Address:
3 Richard Drive, Rockford

Zip Code:
72716

Criminal Record: (Y/N)
No.

Relevant Qualifications:
Maths, Degree in business & marketing.

Languages Fluently Capable:  
English.

Why should we employ you?
One of the reasons why you should employ me is my experience with both accounting. My experience means that I know what I am doing, and can do the job assigned to me with ease. Also, I am very resilient. This skill means that if I am assigned a task, I will keep going until I have finished it to the best of my ability. 

Do you have any references within Rubicon Enterprises? If so, list them:
N/A.

Dear  Mr. Clarke,

Thank you for submitting an application for our open position. We have reviewed your application and concluded that our requirements differ from the experience and education detailed in your information. We will retain your information on file and will contact you if our situation changes.

Kind Regards,

      

Chief Executive Officer

Chief Operating Officer

[Welker]

Greetings

In unity with Alaskan oil drilling ventures, Rubicon Enterprises has begun the construction of a private North American pipeline network, in order to safely and effectively transport vast amounts of crude oil from the West Coast to the East Coast for processing and exportation. A pipe measured at 36 inches will be capable of transporting 830,000 barrels of crude oil per day. Pipeline maintenance and control rooms will be stationed periodically across the country. 

In accordance with state and federal law, staff will remotely perform a range of management and monitoring functions to ensure safety and stability of neighboring areas.

The pipeline has a design life of 60 years, but with ongoing integrity management, and subject to appropriate commercial drivers, the operational life is expected to be longer. If, and when the pipeline is no longer required it will be suspended and if a decision is made to abandon the pipeline all aboveground infrastructure will be disposed of appropriately in accordance with the legislative requirements applicable at the time.

Threat of damage to the environment from operational wear and abandonment activities shall be identified and control measures will be developed. The Operational Environment Management Plan currently includes procedures for protecting the environment from pipeline activities.

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Kind Regards,

[Daley]

Closed upon clan owners request.