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I better write a goodbye thread.
**Sips green tea.

[IsThisaNewFLRP?]

Lmao, I saw this thread first now.


Listen up f*ckers, let me make something very clear.


If you want to use my coffee-machine then that is fine BUT:

- Coffee can only be as dark as my soul.
- Coffee with cream and all that hippie-stuff is not coffee and is unacceptable.
- You're only allowed to make "black coffee" or "espresso". Coffee can only be black and strong.  
- If you make creamy coffee *shrieks* or... tea *disgusted gesture* with MY coffee-machine, then expect to end up on my shit-list, and people on my shit-list end up having their body dumped in the lake.


THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE COFFEE IS BLACK COFFEE AND ESPRESSO. 
Failure to follow my coffee-machine-rules will result in punishment. 

I think you should read the first amendment which grants freedoms concerning religions, expression and assembly and the right to petition, and all that stuff, but I don't wanna get dumped in the lake, In short *in a disguised military accent* sir, I want shown a picture of people in your shit-list dumped in the lake, sir