(Jun 10, 2016, 06:51 PM)jarz Wrote: Is it not common for people to get caught fucking in high school? When I went to high school, about once a month someone was caught getting brain on a particular stairwell. That's only the people getting caught..

I was smart enough to get my first head anywhere but that stairwell... But the pe teachers office.

(Jun 10, 2016, 08:03 PM)Tails Wrote: ayy so this happened today it's not a life-changing experience but fucking hell it made me laugh

So in computing science, I sit next to this girl and she's a bit of a psycho to say the least, but today was different, as we were discussing cancer curing and she decides to interrupt with  "chemotherapy kills you its a scam to get money [mild edits[". Apparently the only way to cure cancer is to eat all-natural shit to cleanse your blood.

so this is the point where the class, including the teacher, decided to start a whole fucking argument  and shit went down insults flying and then the bell went and she broke up with her boyfriend for the 5th time in 3 days, because he didn't believe in the mad healing power of cabbage

True story bro

(Jun 11, 2016, 03:59 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote:

(Jun 11, 2016, 02:34 PM)bones Wrote: Year 8, poor 12 year old me.
> goes to game programming club with my geek best friend
> teacher is leaving in two weeks
> ask him if we can try hack the school computers
> lolgoodluck.jpg
> challenge accepted
> crack admin password and login
> he shits himself and says to stop so we do
> next day, head of IT, ex SAS big scary bastard pulls us out of class
> talks about data protection act and scares the shit out of us
> takes us to the IT nerd room and checks if the admin password is correct
> ofcourse.png
> threatens to call the police or permanently exclude us, teacher says he didn't give us permission
> get away scott free with only shit in my pants

Like shit that happened.

(Jun 11, 2016, 06:03 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote:

(Jun 11, 2016, 06:01 PM)Dan Wrote:

(Jun 11, 2016, 03:59 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote:

(Jun 11, 2016, 02:34 PM)bones Wrote: Year 8, poor 12 year old me.
> goes to game programming club with my geek best friend
> teacher is leaving in two weeks
> ask him if we can try hack the school computers
> lolgoodluck.jpg
> challenge accepted
> crack admin password and login
> he shits himself and says to stop so we do
> next day, head of IT, ex SAS big scary bastard pulls us out of class
> talks about data protection act and scares the shit out of us
> takes us to the IT nerd room and checks if the admin password is correct
> ofcourse.png
> threatens to call the police or permanently exclude us, teacher says he didn't give us permission
> get away scott free with only shit in my pants

Like shit that happened.

God damn just keep your comments to yourself. No one wants to hear your shit

Free world ain't it?

(Jun 11, 2016, 06:17 PM)bones Wrote:

(Jun 11, 2016, 06:03 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote:

(Jun 11, 2016, 06:01 PM)Dan Wrote:

(Jun 11, 2016, 03:59 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote:

(Jun 11, 2016, 02:34 PM)bones Wrote: Year 8, poor 12 year old me.
> goes to game programming club with my geek best friend
> teacher is leaving in two weeks
> ask him if we can try hack the school computers
> lolgoodluck.jpg
> challenge accepted
> crack admin password and login
> he shits himself and says to stop so we do
> next day, head of IT, ex SAS big scary bastard pulls us out of class
> talks about data protection act and scares the shit out of us
> takes us to the IT nerd room and checks if the admin password is correct
> ofcourse.png
> threatens to call the police or permanently exclude us, teacher says he didn't give us permission
> get away scott free with only shit in my pants

Like shit that happened.

God damn just keep your comments to yourself. No one wants to hear your shit

Free world ain't it?

All you do is go around the forums pissing people off, chatting shit, fuck off Lab. Get a new hobby.

(Jun 10, 2016, 05:02 PM)Judge Rage Wrote: People get arrested almost weekly for drugs at my school.

There was that time on April Fool's day last year that the fire alarm went off because some guy set a bowl on fire in home ec. There was some French teacher as well who thought the fire alarm was a joke because it was April Fool's Day and only realised it was real when a bunch of firefighters in oxygen masks came into her classroom like wtf are you doing.

We got a day off school that day.

EDIT: OH OH OH BEFORE I FORGET

There was the time that a guy from our school called in three bomb threats to three schools in my area, and set off the fire alarm at ours.

We didn't get a day off then.

One of the threated schools didn't even evacuate, just had police search it while pupils were still inside.

That guy got a bollocking off the council and a 3000 pound fine from the fire brigade.

*nothing interesting ever happened at my school*

(Jun 12, 2016, 12:32 AM)♈ Coupcake ♈ Wrote: Accidentally sat on a dick

(Jun 12, 2016, 12:47 AM)Venom Wrote:

(Jun 12, 2016, 12:32 AM)♈ Coupcake ♈ Wrote: Accidentally sat on a dick

"Accidentally"

(Jun 10, 2016, 08:03 PM)Tails Wrote: she broke up with her boyfriend for the 5th time in 3 days