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unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

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(Sep 18, 2015, 10:33 PM)Barkles link Wrote: [ -> ]unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

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Let the waiting continue!!

(Sep 18, 2015, 10:33 PM)Barkles link Wrote: [ -> ]unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

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YES YES YESS!!!

(Sep 18, 2015, 10:33 PM)Barkles link Wrote: [ -> ]unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

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Nice to see the money is going well into use...

(Sep 18, 2015, 10:33 PM)Barkles link Wrote: [ -> ]unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

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(Sep 18, 2015, 10:36 PM)Gandhi link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Barkles link=topic=1868.msg18596#msg18596 date=1442608417]
unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

Fucking
Woop

Nice to see the money is going well into use...


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Because throwing money at a problem always fixes it...

Would take longer to buy and install dedi on a new server.

Money won't make OVH go faster.

(Sep 18, 2015, 11:02 PM)Brennan link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Gandhi link=topic=1868.msg18599#msg18599 date=1442608571]
[quote author=Barkles link=topic=1868.msg18596#msg18596 date=1442608417]
unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

Fucking
Woop

Nice to see the money is going well into use...


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Because throwing money at a problem always fixes it...

Would take longer to buy and install dedi on a new server.

Money won't make OVH go faster.
[/quote]
Well, it worked for Chelsea

(Sep 18, 2015, 11:02 PM)Brennan link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Gandhi link=topic=1868.msg18599#msg18599 date=1442608571]
[quote author=Barkles link=topic=1868.msg18596#msg18596 date=1442608417]
unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

Fucking
Woop

Nice to see the money is going well into use...


[/quote]
Because throwing money at a problem always fixes it...

Would take longer to buy and install dedi on a new server.

Money won't make OVH go faster.
[/quote]

Money will get a backup server though...

(Sep 18, 2015, 10:33 PM)Barkles link Wrote: [ -> ]unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

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Still fine - good to hear an official info update. How exact is this estimation though. Are you sure youll be done by tomorrow or could Mr.Baguette probably slow it down any further?

(Sep 18, 2015, 11:04 PM)Gandhi link Wrote: [ -> ]Money will get a backup server though...

A majority of the time it wouldn't be needed and not really worth the money for the spec that LL uses. We've survived 6 days, I think we can at least survive a few more if OVH want to be that slow.

Though give it a few more days and this will be the result:

(Sep 18, 2015, 11:26 PM)MrMarsh link Wrote: [ -> ][quote author=Barkles link=topic=1868.msg18596#msg18596 date=1442608417]
unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

Fucking
Woop

Still fine - good to hear an official info update. How exact is this estimation though. Are you sure youll be done by tomorrow or could Mr.Baguette probably slow it down any further?
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If I ram a baguette up his jacksie maybe

Honestly I could have driven to Paris,fixed it, stayed the night and driven home again in the time it's taken

As for the "money will get a backup dedi", it isn't that easy. People often forget the huge complex security systems we have that literally take weeks to setup on machines from scratch.

We've got various different plans that'll stop this reoccurring, but for obvious reasons I cannot discuss such details in public. We're dealing with OVH and making our problem well aware - about to ring them again now.

(Sep 18, 2015, 10:33 PM)Barkles link Wrote: [ -> ]unfortunatly Senor Baguette has took a snail eating break and contracted a rare disease called "snails disease" which makes him work at a fucking piss poor rate. Anyway the side effects of snails disease is that it means our services are delayed by another day

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*Pix takes a AK-101 from his backup wielding it against the OVH management, They suddenly start working faster.*