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Falcon: Frankly Falcon, you're probably the most irrelevant person in this thread if not the community so this is all the attention that I'll ever show you.

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(Jan 16, 2018, 09:56 AM)Lord Octagon Wrote: [ -> ]

(Jan 16, 2018, 01:34 AM)Enzyme Wrote: [ -> ]Sensitive people are asked to stay out of this thread.

So the entirety of the staff team then.

Octagon:
Speaking of team..
There's a saying that goes "There's no I in team"
Well certainly, there's no "U" in the team either, as I heard you got demoted, for the second time now? Ouch.

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(Jan 16, 2018, 12:22 PM)roxas Wrote: [ -> ]

(Jan 16, 2018, 09:56 AM)Lord Octagon Wrote: [ -> ]

(Jan 16, 2018, 01:34 AM)Enzyme Wrote: [ -> ]Sensitive people are asked to stay out of this thread.

So the entirety of the staff team then.

^ I feel offended.

Anyway - back to topic. 
 looks like moose are not the only thing he shoots. I bet his "muzzle" shot many asses already. Some say that's the way he became SA. But he has yet to "beat" my ass, before I approve him.

Roxas: You're a german weeb. A German fuckin' Weeb. I can only assume that your fellow countrymen dislike you more than the gas-bill they got at the end of 1945. I mean jesus fuck...  I'm frankly happy that I'm inactive so I don't have to watch a socially awkward german kid try to act authorative towards players who act exactly like the ones who bully you at school. I guess being a Moderator is your way of getting back at 'em though. I'm not surprised that you'd post on a roast thread. We all know you germans loooove to roast people. In the oven.

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(Jan 16, 2018, 02:25 PM)AwestruckBullet Wrote: [ -> ]You're a cuck

Awestruck: Yo son, I heard you had to blow some sloppy D to get back into the SA position you got demoted from. What are you doing on this forum? I thought Soul kept a short leash on his toys.

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Preditor: Nah. You cool.

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Bambo: Aren't you like Indian or something? Shouldn't you be answering phone-calls from your Microsoft Customer support-desk or find a street to shit on?

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(Jan 16, 2018, 06:59 PM)Tails Wrote: [ -> ]enzyme is a really fitting name except the only chemical reaction he accelerates is the tumours in my spine

Tails:


Don't cut across the street. Cut down the lane, do it in a bathtub after you've taken some asprin though.

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Nebula: You eat more admin-ass than your mother eats cum working the corner... I think. I'll get some pennies and check for myself.

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Faustin:

*snickers*
Nothing gives me more satisfaction than knowing that I don't have to deal with your hemorrhoid-filled ass on the server. 

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Emc2:
Was gonna roast you back, but was afraid I'd trigger another suicide-attempt. I'd do it if I knew you wouldn't pussy out like last time though.

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Brynn:
Aren't you like... irrelevant on Limelight now?

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Hungames:
You're the biggest promoter of abortion. Well.. that's not true... Your mother is the biggest supporter of abortion, and the one with the strongest hindsight, but you should be on all condoms as a warning-label of what the consequence of not using one can be.

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Jokhah: I was actually working on a roast here, but it got a bit too personal and too insultive for my taste. I couldn't make myself do it. Sorry jokhah.

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Fultz: Pretty much the shittiest SA I've worked with.

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(Jan 17, 2018, 01:28 PM)Decay Wrote: [ -> ]Enzyme is so ugly he made me straight

Decay: I can't blame you having been gay though. If I was born by your mother and raised by her, then I'd also fear relationships with women too. It's kinda fucked up that her vagina is the only one you've actually been inside by the way. Don't feel alone though, I've been inside that vagina too.

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Vadar:
I don't even know where to start with you. The only thing positive about you is the autism-test that you took.

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Nudelsalat im panzer:
Eh, you used to be someone but I don't know why you're even around anymore. You're the equivalent of a street-whore that everyone knows has more STDs than achievements in life. You're cheap fun, but people always regret being with you afterwards.

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Adam James:
Your funeral will include pinatas. That makes you unique, but not popular.
While most funerals are a celebration of the life that the person lived, yours will be a celebration of a life that has finally ended.

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Sourlemon:
You being a "community memer" is a desperate attempt at having people care about what you actually have to say. Your edginess is as sharp as your intellect, which is not very. You being overshadowed by the "edgier" members is both a blessing and a curse for you. People know who you are, and you might be a funny lad at times, but we both know that the only thing you bring to this world is the organs that you could potentially donate. Become a organ donor, and people might actually remember or appreciate your existence if you were to actually die.

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Zambie:
Your profile-bio is the most desperate attempt at looking interesting, assuming that people actually care about you.


You pretty much did my job for me.

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¡Lewwings!: I honestly have no fuckin' idea who you are.

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Doctor Internet: You're literally aspergers but with a keyboard.

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Gungranny aka Soviethooves:

https://limelightgaming.net/forums/thread-17111.html
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You look like JayZs lips were attached to a school-shooter, pushed one time too many over the line.
Having your profile-picture on Facebook be you posing with an airsoft gun is just as desperate at looking tough as desperate as girls posing with an xbox controller hoping to be viewed as a sexy gamer girl. Just doesn't work out. #OperatorAsFuck
Only thing thicker than your eyebrows is your chin.
The only thing shorter than your temper is your "manhood". 
The fact that you admitted to being/have been a brony speaks enough about the social status that you have in your "real life" if we can even call it that. Cute pony in your pocket by the way. The fact that you had this as your profile picture speaks about your self-respect. Nice one.
If the hope was that the airsoft-gun would protect your virginity then mission accomplished, soldier. 


(pic posted with permission from Grannytits)

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Boshine:
Judging by your Steam and signature-picture; I assume you're the official Limelight Tranny Mascot.
You've collected more chromosomes than your mother has collected STDs, but the regret that your mother lives by having you hurts more than her herpes.

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Thanks to those of you who have posted on this thread.
Thanks to those of you who can handle a joke.
Fuck you to those who take this personally. You were warned on the first page.