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(Aug 24, 2017, 06:54 PM)Nudelsalat im Panzer Wrote: [ -> ]You're copying. You're chinese. You're a communist, Dan. We all know it.

I'm American, born and raised in Texas. I'm white. I'm not a (insert racist slurs). You dumb fucking nazi


As for you Bambo, or should I say Bambi. My cousin has a more masculine voice than you do, and she is 4. You should move to Florida and become a princess at Disney World. Oh shoot, that won't work. You're too fat and fucking ugly, you'll scare away all the children. Maybe you can become a voice actor for the next Disney movie featuring a fat princess.

Censoring out racial slurs only to go ahead and call someone a Nazi.

That whole business with the statue of General Robert E Lee really got you riled up aye Dan?

I would roast you but you bought me Space Engineers so that's quite peak.

So instead I did hear the CDC said one escaped.

Sammijammi, General Robert E Lee is in fact a piece of American history and the removal of said statues can be determined unlawful in certain cases.

Now to the roast, you are so much of a snowflake you think the word Nazi is as bad as a racial slur. You are a prime example of why milennials are a terrible generation.

Hitler already roasted your grand parents so what's the point of roasting you

Trump roasted you and rest of your relatives

Jesus Christ kid, there's no point taking everyone else's roasts, and trying to use them yourself. Have some token veneer of originality that makes you seem like the better man. When your roasts are simply "i know u are butt w0t am i?", you just seem pathetic.

Is that what you were hoping for? To seem so pathetic that nobody would bother spending effort to write out a half-decent roast in response to the pathetic dribbles of cum bubbling out your mouth and down your face, that you claim is a roast? Your mother's dick is longer than that clusterfuck of a roast.

Do us all a favour. Get your head out the sand, you're just a yeast infected douche-nozzle cumball bubbling out from between the teeth of a crack whore.

(Aug 26, 2017, 12:24 AM)Doctor Internet Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus Christ kid, there's no point taking everyone else's roasts, and trying to use them yourself. Have some token veneer of originality that makes you seem like the better man. When your roasts are simply "i know u are butt w0t am i?", you just seem pathetic.
That is a compliment for me 
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Do us all a favour. Get your head out the sand, you're just a yeast infected douche-nozzle cumball bubbling out from between the teeth of a crack whore.

There is no sand in Finland, we don't have deserts

Btw I like your hairstyle

What the fuck is this F-star star doing in here? also, your 2 a's in your sig don't have the dots on them

(Aug 27, 2017, 07:57 AM)Vatipaa Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 26, 2017, 12:24 AM)Doctor Internet Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus Christ kid, there's no point taking everyone else's roasts, and trying to use them yourself. Have some token veneer of originality that makes you seem like the better man. When your roasts are simply "i know u are butt w0t am i?", you just seem pathetic.
That is a compliment for me 
-snip

Do us all a favour. Get your head out the sand, you're just a yeast infected douche-nozzle cumball bubbling out from between the teeth of a crack whore.

There is no sand in Finland, we don't have deserts

Btw I like your hairstyle
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haha oh boy, he we go again.

Let's start off. When you ignore 3/4 of the roast, and only notice the bits which, when taken out of the cock-pissing context make you look good? That's a Richard relocation. A dick move. It's not even a good dick move. It just makes you a completely moronic retard. "heheheh oh look he said nice things abut me yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy". Grow the fuck up. That's missing the whole gosh-darn twatting point. Perhaps you should go and play with your toys until you learn how a roast thread is meant to work you incompetent thundercunt.

Let's move on to the next bit of pathetic wailing which you claim is a response. You're trying to correct someone on a well-known phrase. Taking the literal interpretation not only makes you a dickhead, it makes you a presumptuous dickhead at that. Why don't you go back to letting your dad jerk you off again, and let the big boys play in the roast thread? And while we're at it, let's prove you wrong. There is sand in Finland. It's advertised by your own fucking government. Oh look. There's a beach. Oh.. Oh. What do I see on the beach? Motherfucking sand. Want to know where I found that picture? The "Official" Travel Guide of Finland. "we dont have sand", yeah, I'm not surprised you'd think that. It's all been shoved up your dry, joyless arsehole.

Then you try to insult me by calling my fucking hairstyle good? How the fuck is that even a roast? "oh. ur cute" OH MY GOD FUCKING ROASTED. Are you trying to tell me something? If you want to bum me, just go ahead and say it. I promise not to give you more shit than I'm already giving you. I'm sure you could join me and for one of our scented fucking make-out sessions. We could do a bit of roleplay. I could be a magical prince from the future, with the power to control code. He could be a human resources officer, with the power to phone other people and get them to do work. You could be a twat. Oh wait, no need for the roleplay there.

Don't even bother replying to this, you shit-bucket. I'm not wasting any more of my brain-cells on you, unless you can give me a proper roast, worthy of this roasting I'm sending you. In fact. Unless you can come up with good, original roasts? Don't bother replying to this thread at all. Every response you make disgusts me. Go home crying to daddy, and let the big boys play.

Internet, the one person who pushes others into suicide by means of roasts.

(Aug 27, 2017, 09:47 AM)Doctor Internet Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 27, 2017, 07:57 AM)Vatipaa Wrote: [ -> ]

(Aug 26, 2017, 12:24 AM)Doctor Internet Wrote: [ -> ]Jesus Christ kid, there's no point taking everyone else's roasts, and trying to use them yourself. Have some token veneer of originality that makes you seem like the better man. When your roasts are simply "i know u are butt w0t am i?", you just seem pathetic.
That is a compliment for me 
-snip

Do us all a favour. Get your head out the sand, you're just a yeast infected douche-nozzle cumball bubbling out from between the teeth of a crack whore.

There is no sand in Finland, we don't have deserts

Btw I like your hairstyle
-img snip-

haha oh boy, he we go again.

Let's start off. When you ignore 3/4 of the roast, and only notice the bits which, when taken out of the cock-pissing context make you look good? That's a Richard relocation. A dick move. It's not even a good dick move. It just makes you a completely moronic retard. "heheheh oh look he said nice things abut me yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy". Grow the fuck up. That's missing the whole gosh-darn twatting point. Perhaps you should go and play with your toys until you learn how a roast thread is meant to work you incompetent thundercunt.

Let's move on to the next bit of pathetic wailing which you claim is a response. You're trying to correct someone on a well-known phrase. Taking the literal interpretation not only makes you a dickhead, it makes you a presumptuous dickhead at that. Why don't you go back to letting your dad jerk you off again, and let the big boys play in the roast thread? And while we're at it, let's prove you wrong. There is sand in Finland. It's advertised by your own fucking government. Oh look. There's a beach. Oh.. Oh. What do I see on the beach? Motherfucking sand. Want to know where I found that picture? The "Official" Travel Guide of Finland. "we dont have sand", yeah, I'm not surprised you'd think that. It's all been shoved up your dry, joyless arsehole.

Then you try to insult me by calling my fucking hairstyle good? How the fuck is that even a roast? "oh. ur cute" OH MY GOD FUCKING ROASTED. Are you trying to tell me something? If you want to bum me, just go ahead and say it. I promise not to give you more shit than I'm already giving you. I'm sure you could join me and for one of our scented fucking make-out sessions. We could do a bit of roleplay. I could be a magical prince from the future, with the power to control code. He could be a human resources officer, with the power to phone other people and get them to do work. You could be a twat. Oh wait, no need for the roleplay there.

Don't even bother replying to this, you shit-bucket. I'm not wasting any more of my brain-cells on you, unless you can give me a proper roast, worthy of this roasting I'm sending you. In fact. Unless you can come up with good, original roasts? Don't bother replying to this thread at all. Every response you make disgusts me. Go home crying to daddy, and let the big boys play.

u really waste your time on that

Your mom really wasted the chance of having an abortion.

(Aug 27, 2017, 12:10 PM)Wesley Lawrence Wrote: [ -> ]Your mom really wasted the chance of having an abortion.

ooooooooooooooooooh

roast me please its fun