Sitting in PSE in first year, trying to make some friends.
Sitting beside a fella called Jay and the teacher asks the class what we shouldn't do while driving.
So I leant to my right to try and murmur something funny in good old Jay's ear.
It still puzzles me to this day, but my brain did not want to transmit those thoughts on low volume. Staring straight down the class, my mouth near Jay's ear I announce;
"WANKIN'!"
I got sent out the class and literally spent five minutes just saying sorry as the teacher shouted at me, my only excuse was "ah didnae mean tae shout it sir"
One of my coaches got arrested for "two counts of sexual assault of a child, three counts of indecency with a child and four counts of having an improper relationship with a student"
I have many stories about my woodwork class, mainly consisting of vandalism and injury. I'll list a few things
-Many tools stolen
-A lot of saw dust eaten
-Sanded off my knuckles (many times) in the belt sander
-Got chased around the class by some kid with a wooden mallet
-Accidentally poured a full tub of varnish over someones blazer, left it and went and sat down, nobody knows who it was
-Someone decided to varnish the table I was making, by pouring half the tub onto it. Was a lot of cleaning uo
-Every friday we had the double period right after lunch and the teacher was cool, so we always brought a feast for the first period
-The fucking lathes guys. Need I say more?
A girl fingered herself in class and made herself bleed and a guy jacked one off
(Jun 10, 2016, 08:51 AM)SourLemon Wrote: [ -> ]A girl fingered herself in class and made herself bleed and a guy jacked one off
wtf
When my first half-term at college happened (Week Holiday) some students in my class and I went into a Skype call and they proceed to email the governors and teachers of the college with DDoS threats and ISIS/Bomb Threats to the college...
When we returned to college an investigation happened and the students that were stupid enough to send the emails, are now permanently suspended from the campus... xD
(Jun 10, 2016, 08:51 AM)SourLemon Wrote: [ -> ]A girl fingered herself in class and made herself bleed and a guy jacked one off
Picture or it never happened.
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You all probably got bullied
Girl died at my old school.
I know it's not shocking but it was pretty intense. And I like writing so if you want to read it feel free.
Friends and I were in the IT rooms during lunch and we saw this Ambulance Helicopter fly really low, didn't think much of it.
When we went to the Dining Hall they were diverting us around the back and through the back doors - we didn't even know we had back doors so shows how much they're used).
Once inside you could see through the windows 2 police cars, an ambulance, and an air ambulance landed on the field iirc. Naturally being all excitable 12 year olds we were conspiring as to what happened:
"Maybe someone broke their arm playing lacrosse!"
"Maybe someone ELSE broke their arm"
The weirdest one was that someone claimed to have seen a guy with an axe on the roof. We're pretty close to some kind of mental hospital so it was somewhat valid.
Then one of my friends was like "Maybe someone died lol"
Period 5, and the Deputy comes to all classes telling us we have an assembly. Anybody who's had an assembly before will know it's never silent - people are fidgeting, whispering, generally not giving a shit.
But when the HM came in, the silence was insane. Nobody was saying anything at all. Creepily silent.
When she announced that the girl had died, right behind me one of her friends just let out this mixture between a scream and a sob.
The girl had died of a cardiac arrest right at a table in the Dining Hall, and there we were being so damned lighthearted about it. The girl who made the joke about someone dying was in bits, needless to say.
(Jun 10, 2016, 04:36 PM)Safira Wrote: [ -> ]Girl died at my old school.
I know it's not shocking but it was pretty intense. And I like writing so if you want to read it feel free.
Friends and I were in the IT rooms during lunch and we saw this Ambulance Helicopter fly really low, didn't think much of it.
When we went to the Dining Hall they were diverting us around the back and through the back doors - we didn't even know we had back doors so shows how much they're used).
Once inside you could see through the windows 2 police cars, an ambulance, and an air ambulance landed on the field iirc. Naturally being all excitable 12 year olds we were conspiring as to what happened:
"Maybe someone broke their arm playing lacrosse!"
"Maybe someone ELSE broke their arm"
The weirdest one was that someone claimed to have seen a guy with an axe on the roof. We're pretty close to some kind of mental hospital so it was somewhat valid.
Then one of my friends was like "Maybe someone died lol"
Period 5, and the Deputy comes to all classes telling us we have an assembly. Anybody who's had an assembly before will know it's never silent - people are fidgeting, whispering, generally not giving a shit.
But when the HM came in, the silence was insane. Nobody was saying anything at all. Creepily silent.
When she announced that the girl had died, right behind me one of her friends just let out this mixture between a scream and a sob.
The girl had died of a cardiac arrest right at a table in the Dining Hall, and there we were being so damned lighthearted about it. The girl who made the joke about someone dying was in bits, needless to say.
lol
People get arrested almost weekly for drugs at my school.
There was that time on April Fool's day last year that the fire alarm went off because some guy set a bowl on fire in home ec. There was some French teacher as well who thought the fire alarm was a joke because it was April Fool's Day and only realised it was real when a bunch of firefighters in oxygen masks came into her classroom like wtf are you doing.
We got a day off school that day.
EDIT: OH OH OH BEFORE I FORGET
There was the time that a guy from our school called in three bomb threats to three schools in my area, and set off the fire alarm at ours.
We didn't get a day off then.
One of the threated schools didn't even evacuate, just had police search it while pupils were still inside.
That guy got a bollocking off the council and a 3000 pound fine from the fire brigade.
*nothing interesting ever happened at my school*
What the hell is wrong with (your) schools lol
When I was in 3rd kindergarten, one of my classmates fell to the floor and started to have seizures, and when I saw by the door there was a Mexican Red Cross ambulance (I was in Mexico, before I moved back to the US) and since that happened, I never knew what happened after
(Jun 9, 2016, 12:16 AM)Barkles Wrote: [ -> ]Well a few weeks ago my college had a bomb threat that evacuated everyone for the day
Other than that I was a goody two shoes at school mostly
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