Jun 8, 2016, 10:22 AM
Jun 8, 2016, 11:49 AM
Broke the schools plumbing system in 3rd grade and got suspended
and no, it wasn't because I took a massive poop it was because the sinks inside the bathroom had faucets that for some reason were able to twist left and right and unknowingly this was twisting the pipes underground as well and it flooded the bathroom
and no, it wasn't because I took a massive poop it was because the sinks inside the bathroom had faucets that for some reason were able to twist left and right and unknowingly this was twisting the pipes underground as well and it flooded the bathroom
Jun 8, 2016, 12:13 PM
Graduating from middle school (we do this in Australia for some reason) I went on the stage to get my graduation certificate thing and my leg was half asleep, so I fell over in front of 150 odd people..
Jun 8, 2016, 12:13 PM
(Jun 8, 2016, 11:49 AM)Nevy Wrote: [ -> ]Broke the schools plumbing system in 3rd grade and got suspended
and no, it wasn't because I took a massive poop it was because the sinks inside the bathroom had faucets that for some reason were able to twist left and right and unknowingly this was twisting the pipes underground as well and it flooded the bathroom
My broke a toilet right as we got tasked to make a newspaper in class. Made front page news xD.
He sat on it and it just cracked. Top fell off and it was almost leaking water. We do not know exactly what happened to this day.
Jun 8, 2016, 03:13 PM
Jun 8, 2016, 03:28 PM
I was 0.02 average short on Biology.
To illustrate - In the Netherlands we work with grades ranging from 1 to 10 with the formula: Your points / Maximum points * 9 +1.
My average grade on Biology was 5.48, which is a 5.4 rounded as the second decimal doesn't get taken into account when rounding.
The teacher didn't think I was worthy of a resit, failed and had to redo the entire year. Man fuck that guy, never forget.
Also a teacher had a heartattack and died but I didn't really care much about that.
To illustrate - In the Netherlands we work with grades ranging from 1 to 10 with the formula: Your points / Maximum points * 9 +1.
My average grade on Biology was 5.48, which is a 5.4 rounded as the second decimal doesn't get taken into account when rounding.
The teacher didn't think I was worthy of a resit, failed and had to redo the entire year. Man fuck that guy, never forget.
Also a teacher had a heartattack and died but I didn't really care much about that.
Jun 8, 2016, 04:40 PM
When i was new at a elemenaty school (4th Class) i was not very popular because i am shy.. Well we moved from another federal state to another one. (without my dad) Well anyways.. In the school once, when there was Pause.. 2 other Pupils (1 of them was also not popular, i dont rember the other guy) held me at my arms so i couldnt do anything & a third guy beat me in the stomach.. i dont know more from that school.. Thats the only thing i remember..
And once i was accused of "stalking" the girls (in 6th class) at the swimming hall at the changing rooms (I didnt do it.. i have no idea how they got to this ...) well.. after i changed it to my normal clothes, i heared that the other said i would have stalk.. so i ran to the bus (because i was scared.. idk why) and yeah...
Well... my school time wasnt the best.. until the 7th class i was "locked out" from the others, a outsider.. but i think that was because of my only friend.. he really annoyed me after some time.. He was following me the whole time.. the whole school day.. So i said to him "why do you follow me all the time" he said "I dont know, i am bored" so after i said that, the friendship broke up and yeah.. he left the school 2 years later (end of 9th class) well.. I found friends then and yeah.. As far as i can remember.. i was bullied and they made fun of me.. well those "cool" kids still make fun of me, but i am at that point where i say "uh.. fuck it, i know that they dont have better things to do, how sad"..
I think i wrote too much here and went away from the subject
And once i was accused of "stalking" the girls (in 6th class) at the swimming hall at the changing rooms (I didnt do it.. i have no idea how they got to this ...) well.. after i changed it to my normal clothes, i heared that the other said i would have stalk.. so i ran to the bus (because i was scared.. idk why) and yeah...
Well... my school time wasnt the best.. until the 7th class i was "locked out" from the others, a outsider.. but i think that was because of my only friend.. he really annoyed me after some time.. He was following me the whole time.. the whole school day.. So i said to him "why do you follow me all the time" he said "I dont know, i am bored" so after i said that, the friendship broke up and yeah.. he left the school 2 years later (end of 9th class) well.. I found friends then and yeah.. As far as i can remember.. i was bullied and they made fun of me.. well those "cool" kids still make fun of me, but i am at that point where i say "uh.. fuck it, i know that they dont have better things to do, how sad"..
I think i wrote too much here and went away from the subject
Jun 8, 2016, 04:45 PM
I hitted a teacher with a mini bathtub
Jun 8, 2016, 06:57 PM
Not really "scarring" but the bins in our school lift off from the bottom, so we put a short kid inside it and he started running around scaring the f*ck out of people.
Good times.
Good times.
Jun 8, 2016, 08:11 PM
(Jun 8, 2016, 02:00 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote: [ -> ](Jun 8, 2016, 10:22 AM)Mr.Sir Wrote: [ -> ]I hit my teacher with a shovel by accident once.
Got suspended..
oh wow
what a badass you are
Can you just fuck off with your sarcastic, negative and quite frankly, cunt like attitude. It never has been and never will be appreciated.
Jun 8, 2016, 08:13 PM
(Jun 8, 2016, 08:11 PM)Python Wrote: [ -> ](Jun 8, 2016, 02:00 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote: [ -> ](Jun 8, 2016, 10:22 AM)Mr.Sir Wrote: [ -> ]I hit my teacher with a shovel by accident once.
Got suspended..
oh wow
what a badass you are
Can you just fuck off with your sarcastic, negative and quite frankly, cunt like attitude. It never has been and never will be appreciated.
Jun 8, 2016, 08:17 PM
(Jun 8, 2016, 08:11 PM)Python Wrote: [ -> ](Jun 8, 2016, 02:00 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote: [ -> ](Jun 8, 2016, 10:22 AM)Mr.Sir Wrote: [ -> ]I hit my teacher with a shovel by accident once.
Got suspended..
oh wow
what a badass you are
Can you just fuck off with your sarcastic, negative and quite frankly, cunt like attitude. It never has been and never will be appreciated.
I appreciated it, thought it was funnier than you battering a teacher
Jun 8, 2016, 09:25 PM
(Jun 8, 2016, 05:03 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote: [ -> ](Jun 8, 2016, 03:13 PM)Mr.Sir Wrote: [ -> ](Jun 8, 2016, 02:00 PM)Chocolate Labrador Wrote: [ -> ](Jun 8, 2016, 10:22 AM)Mr.Sir Wrote: [ -> ]I hit my teacher with a shovel by accident once.
Got suspended..
oh wow
what a badass you are
Fuck off
Jun 8, 2016, 11:48 PM
Dt I was using the pillar drill, I let go and the wood flew across the room and through a window.
Jun 9, 2016, 12:16 AM
Well a few weeks ago my college had a bomb threat that evacuated everyone for the day
Other than that I was a goody two shoes at school mostly
Oh aside from the time me and a mate duck taped a Year 7 (11 year old) with his hands behind his back and a teacher walked in... Kid was a dick about it suddenly after being ok with it.
Also please grow up people I'm tired of having to tell people to have manners in a thread. K thx xx
Other than that I was a goody two shoes at school mostly
Oh aside from the time me and a mate duck taped a Year 7 (11 year old) with his hands behind his back and a teacher walked in... Kid was a dick about it suddenly after being ok with it.
Also please grow up people I'm tired of having to tell people to have manners in a thread. K thx xx