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The Life & Times of Frankie Butsoni - Oobrie - May 8, 2017
Hello hello.
So yesterday was a really odd experience, er... I tried to explain it to a friend of mine, he and I play a lot of Serious HL2RP together. Here are the chatlogs:
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04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: gonna tell you a story
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: about a char on a semi-serious cityrp server
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: his name
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: frankie butsoni
04:48 - Ryunoku™: ohgod
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now frankie
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he grew up in brooklyn. everyone thinks he's from boston, they're dead fucking wrong. he hates that
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he'll throw a shoe at anyone who thinks different
04:49 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now frankie, he towed cars for a living okay
04:49 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: got in his truck, towed away wrecked, badly parked or cars he was told to tow away by the cops ok
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: it wasn't a high paying job but he enjoyed it. he liekd fixing up the cars and made a few friends doing it, including the EC
D Captain Smith, okay
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now one day, he tows a cop car that crashed on main street, takes it back to his lot and fixes it up real nice
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he even goes back into the city to pick up the cop it belongs to and drives her to the lot. now the cop, she just tries to drive off with the car without paying but frankie ain't about that shit you know
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he had the gate locked and said "'ey listen sweet'aht, ya gotta pay the fee like everyone else"
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: you know what that bastard cop done?
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: arrested frankie. he served five years in jail for 'theft'.
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: lost his job, his tow ttruck, and his impound lot
04:51 - Ryunoku™: sounds like oyu need to implement this guy
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so when he gets out
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he tries to complain to the president, tries to make appointment
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he gets arrested again by the same cop, 'disrespect'.
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so he gets out of jail after a tree year sentence
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: goes to the lobby of the station again and asks for a meeting
04:52 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now the cop shows up again, this time with the president
04:52 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: and you know what happens?
04:52 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: Frankie reaches into his jacket, whaps out an AR-15 assault rifle and turns that bastard cop into swiss fuckin cheese
04:52 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: apologises to the miss president for the scenes then makes his getaway in a purple toyota prius going at 25mph
04:52 - Ryunoku™: 25 mph
04:53 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he spends the next few hours on the run before finally landing a job at an oil rig on the lake, working for a guy called Charles WEston.
04:55 - Ryunoku™: sounds like a happy ending
04:55 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he works his way up the foodchain from a roughneck to a driller; trained all the newbies on the rig
04:55 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: not quite
04:56 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: to be continued 1 sec
04:56 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: ok
04:57 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so one day, a man in a suit with a briefcase arrives on the North Poseidon Oil Rig
04:57 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: starts speaking to Frankie's boss, turns out he's some attourney. offering Weston the chance to have full legal immunity from the EvoCity state for only 20k
04:57 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now the boss is all in, pays the guy upfront but he, the lawyer, is a scumbag. pretneds he didn't get no money
04:58 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so Frankie's boss beats on the guy with a wrench and tosses him off the rig, he has to swim back to shore and run off in a landroer
04:58 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: next thing you know, the Police Sergeant is raiding the Oil Rig guns blazing and Frankie, the workers and his boss are caught and searched - nothign mroe for now
04:58 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: then
04:58 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: Weston gets a call; he's due in court, that scumbag lawyer is sueing him and the new president himself is judging the case
04:59 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so they arrive in the courthouse all suited up, the last time Frankie was in the nexus was when he shot that cop to death
04:59 - Ryunoku™: is evo city a country or wat
04:59 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the trial goes on and on, it was never fair game. there was no jury and the lawyer was in the courthouse long before frankie, his boss and adelmo - the new guy. he'd obviously been paid off
04:59 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the ruling said that all the workers had to pay 7k out their own pocket to the attourney
05:00 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so frankie, right there and then in the courthouse, goes beserk and starts screaming. whaps out a baseball bat from his suit coat and leaps over the judge's pedestal
05:00 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he beats the president to death with the bat and breaks the attourney's knees so he ends up running off and escaping
05:00 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: frankie stashes the bat in one of the side rooms and stands there with adelmo, trapped because the only way out is being swarmed by cops
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the cops breach in and cuff both him and adelmo, searching both of them and finding nothing
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: then you'll never guess
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the police captain, the guy's car he fixed for free earlier
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the captain takes one look at him and goes. "not this guy, let him go"
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: frankie gets out scot free, meets Weston outside
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: turns out, Adelmo got arrested for the mruder of hte president
05:02 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: and frankie butsoni went back to towing cars, lived happily ever after
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: about a char on a semi-serious cityrp server
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: his name
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: frankie butsoni
04:48 - Ryunoku™: ohgod
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now frankie
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he grew up in brooklyn. everyone thinks he's from boston, they're dead fucking wrong. he hates that
04:48 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he'll throw a shoe at anyone who thinks different
04:49 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now frankie, he towed cars for a living okay
04:49 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: got in his truck, towed away wrecked, badly parked or cars he was told to tow away by the cops ok
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: it wasn't a high paying job but he enjoyed it. he liekd fixing up the cars and made a few friends doing it, including the EC
D Captain Smith, okay04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now one day, he tows a cop car that crashed on main street, takes it back to his lot and fixes it up real nice
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he even goes back into the city to pick up the cop it belongs to and drives her to the lot. now the cop, she just tries to drive off with the car without paying but frankie ain't about that shit you know
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he had the gate locked and said "'ey listen sweet'aht, ya gotta pay the fee like everyone else"
04:50 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: you know what that bastard cop done?
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: arrested frankie. he served five years in jail for 'theft'.
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: lost his job, his tow ttruck, and his impound lot
04:51 - Ryunoku™: sounds like oyu need to implement this guy
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so when he gets out
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he tries to complain to the president, tries to make appointment
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he gets arrested again by the same cop, 'disrespect'.
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so he gets out of jail after a tree year sentence
04:51 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: goes to the lobby of the station again and asks for a meeting
04:52 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now the cop shows up again, this time with the president
04:52 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: and you know what happens?
04:52 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: Frankie reaches into his jacket, whaps out an AR-15 assault rifle and turns that bastard cop into swiss fuckin cheese
04:52 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: apologises to the miss president for the scenes then makes his getaway in a purple toyota prius going at 25mph
04:52 - Ryunoku™: 25 mph
04:53 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he spends the next few hours on the run before finally landing a job at an oil rig on the lake, working for a guy called Charles WEston.
04:55 - Ryunoku™: sounds like a happy ending
04:55 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he works his way up the foodchain from a roughneck to a driller; trained all the newbies on the rig
04:55 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: not quite
04:56 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: to be continued 1 sec
04:56 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: ok
04:57 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so one day, a man in a suit with a briefcase arrives on the North Poseidon Oil Rig
04:57 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: starts speaking to Frankie's boss, turns out he's some attourney. offering Weston the chance to have full legal immunity from the EvoCity state for only 20k
04:57 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: now the boss is all in, pays the guy upfront but he, the lawyer, is a scumbag. pretneds he didn't get no money
04:58 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so Frankie's boss beats on the guy with a wrench and tosses him off the rig, he has to swim back to shore and run off in a landroer
04:58 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: next thing you know, the Police Sergeant is raiding the Oil Rig guns blazing and Frankie, the workers and his boss are caught and searched - nothign mroe for now
04:58 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: then
04:58 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: Weston gets a call; he's due in court, that scumbag lawyer is sueing him and the new president himself is judging the case
04:59 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so they arrive in the courthouse all suited up, the last time Frankie was in the nexus was when he shot that cop to death
04:59 - Ryunoku™: is evo city a country or wat
04:59 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the trial goes on and on, it was never fair game. there was no jury and the lawyer was in the courthouse long before frankie, his boss and adelmo - the new guy. he'd obviously been paid off
04:59 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the ruling said that all the workers had to pay 7k out their own pocket to the attourney
05:00 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: so frankie, right there and then in the courthouse, goes beserk and starts screaming. whaps out a baseball bat from his suit coat and leaps over the judge's pedestal
05:00 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: he beats the president to death with the bat and breaks the attourney's knees so he ends up running off and escaping
05:00 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: frankie stashes the bat in one of the side rooms and stands there with adelmo, trapped because the only way out is being swarmed by cops
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the cops breach in and cuff both him and adelmo, searching both of them and finding nothing
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: then you'll never guess
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the police captain, the guy's car he fixed for free earlier
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: the captain takes one look at him and goes. "not this guy, let him go"
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: frankie gets out scot free, meets Weston outside
05:01 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: turns out, Adelmo got arrested for the mruder of hte president
05:02 - Oobrie the unfistable*SDSD: and frankie butsoni went back to towing cars, lived happily ever after
RE: The Life & Times of Frankie Butsoni - Shiny - Aug 16, 2017
SORRY, I DONT SEE YOUS DOIN ALLS THE WORKS I DO, YA BUM!
-Adelmo