(Mar 1, 2017, 08:39 PM)Enzyme Wrote: I'm not allowed to discuss an ongoing investigation into my Medical practices, Welker.

I like "Astronaut_Enzyme" though. Next stop: Uranus!

(Mar 1, 2017, 05:16 AM)Enzyme Wrote: I wish I had an exciting reason for choosing the name Enzyme, but it frankly isn't!

My name's Erik, and I wanted a name that started with an "E" just because, and uh my previous name was... Xternzo1337 and then Xternzo (it's a blight on my record, I know) and I was just learning about Enzymes at this time and I just thought "Oi, Enzyme sounds cool I guess".

#StillABetterPlotThan50ShadesOfGrey

Oh, and biochemical catalysts kick ass. They either lower the energy required for a chemical reaction to take place (They make shit happen faster), or they just tear shit apart (amylase is OG as hell).

As pointed out in this thread, I used to have the name Doctor_Enzyme, but I cut away the "Doctor" part when I was promoted to moderator because Doctor_Kula, Doctor_Internet and other Doctor_'s was a thing and Enzyme was just shorter and more simple, just like @Brynns Brians dangernoodle.

@George  stills comes over to my place every now and then for the usual checkup involving fingers and fists though, despite me telling him that I'm not a qualified doctor, but he doesn't mind.