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RE: Enzyme's Coffee Machine - Arch.B - Jun 8, 2016
I better write a goodbye thread.
**Sips green tea.
RE: Enzyme's Coffee Machine - IsThisaNewFLRP? - Jul 18, 2016
(Jun 5, 2016, 07:01 AM)Enzyme Wrote: Lmao, I saw this thread first now.I think you should read the first amendment which grants freedoms concerning religions, expression and assembly and the right to petition, and all that stuff, but I don't wanna get dumped in the lake, In short *in a disguised military accent* sir, I want shown a picture of people in your shit-list dumped in the lake, sir
Listen up f*ckers, let me make something very clear.
If you want to use my coffee-machine then that is fine BUT:
- Coffee can only be as dark as my soul.
- Coffee with cream and all that hippie-stuff is not coffee and is unacceptable.
- You're only allowed to make "black coffee" or "espresso". Coffee can only be black and strong.
- If you make creamy coffee *shrieks* or... tea *disgusted gesture* with MY coffee-machine, then expect to end up on my shit-list, and people on my shit-list end up having their body dumped in the lake.
THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE COFFEE IS BLACK COFFEE AND ESPRESSO.
Failure to follow my coffee-machine-rules will result in punishment.